FIC FOR LUNA_TRUTHS

[hyphen_chan]

For: luna_truths
From: alternatejess

Title: A Day (Or Two) In Nakamaru’s Life.
Pairings/Characters: Gen except Matsumoto Jun/Kamenashi Kazuya as a side pairing.
Rating: G
Warnings: AU, Attempted crack and humour, way too many Intergroup cameos.
Notes: To my beta, thanks for reading it and handholding me throughout. To the two angels who read through drafts of this and

Comments

[luna_truths]

alskdjf I HAD TO OPEN UP A DIFFERENT WINDOW TO LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS. READING AND COMMENTING AT THE SAME TIME. THANK YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE.

If I were in an anime right now. There would be a fucking rainbow coming out of my mouth right now. Just thought you should know.

asldkfj KOKI RAPS MAKE YOU WET, AND MY NAME IS DANGEROUS CAT. I CAN'T EVEN.

AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW I LOVE WAITER AU'S. I DON'T REMEMBER WRITING THAT DOWN ON MY SIGN UP. *_______________*

:O DO I SEE SOME NINJA NAKAJIN I HERE. I THINK I DO. RAINBOWS. COMING. OUT. OF. MY. MOUTH.

He told Nakamaru that if he didn’t help him out this time by taking over his place as the pastry chef in the café, he wouldn’t be able to leave for America to pursue his dreams of being a musician or something. And Nakamaru isn’t that heartless to chain him down right?
/squeals.

The boss of this place, obviously, is Ueda Tatsuya. I made an unholy noise. <.<;;

“By the way, you have very pretty fingers, you know,” Kame says after a period of silence.

Nakamaru spits his food.

[luna_truths]

Nakamaru slightly of Kamen Riders. KAMEN. RIDERS. KAMEN. RIDERS. WHAT. HOW. HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVED KAMEN RIDER, AND YOU ADDED THAT IN HERE. EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT KANJANI8 BUT.. BUT.. KAMEN RIDER. *___________*

AND THEN THERE IS RYODA ARGUMENTS. WHAT IS THIS FIC. WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH. JESUS CHRIST. I WANT TO PUKE SPARKLES ALL OVER THE BEAUTY THAT IS THIS FUCKING FIC. OH MY GOD. I CAN'T EVEN. I AM SCREECHING AND FLAILING AT MY COMPUTER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.

Nakamaru is cleaning up for the day when another man bounces into the kitchen, wearing his soccer jersey with the name Tegoshi printed on it, and latches himself onto the chef.

“Kame-chan! I missed you!” Tegoshi declares. ALSKDFJL;AKSD TEGOSHI IS HERE TOO. OH MY GOD. WHO ARE YOU. WHY DO YOU KNOW ALL THESE THINGS THAT I LOVE. AND KOYAMA IS HERE TOO. WAIT. WAIT. ARE SHIGE AND MASSU HERE. OH GOD. OH. I LOVE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS FIC. I CAN'T.

Kame makes Nakamaru bring out the ramen. He finds that 4 people are sitting around the table right in front of the

[alternatejess]

Urgh I was gonna reply to you. Then my laptop decided to be funny to me. (I still love it though). And I am glad you liked the fic though because crack/humour isn't my genre of choice so I was kind of worried it might spiral into a bad fic. :)

And rainbows, give me all your rainbows :D Meanwhile, let me try to address your comments in a slightly more orderly manner.

KOKI RAPS MAKE YOU WET, AND MY NAME IS DANGEROUS CAT. I CAN'T EVEN.
What else can he rap?

AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW I LOVE WAITER AU'S
I didn't. It was a happy coincidence :)

I SEE SOME NINJA NAKAJIN I HERE
Friendship Nakajin though, but yes. I can't seem to write KT fics without a passing reference to Jin recently :) Plus, I really really missed all my Nakajin here. Jin was so mean to Nakamaru <3

alksdjf Nakamaru's life is hard, and Kame's mean. Love it.
GLAD YOU SHARE MY SENSE OF HUMOUR <3 And yes, Nakamaru's life is very very very hard.

KAMEN. RIDERS. KAMEN. RIDERS. WHAT. HOW. HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVED KAMEN RIDER It's another happy coincidence

[luna_truths]

What else can he rap?
EVERYTHING. He's the designated rapper in KT. >.>;;;

I know Maia and Ri. Does that explain? :D And I have never really written news before, so I am actually worried about how it would turn out. But I am glad you liked it? I trieeeeeeeeed.
8D that explains it.

AND HELLO.

[ryogrande]

THIS IS EVERYTHING I LOVE ABOUT AU FIC. EVERYTHING. KAT-TUN AU SPECIFICALLY. ALL THE CANON DETAILS SPRINKLED IN AND THE TRANSITION OF AKAME TO NAKAME AND THE INCLUSION OF THREE OTHER GROUPS OMG. THE EITO RANGERS WERE MY FAVORITE. ICU RYODA. ;)

i really love how everyone makes fun of maru to his face (JUN WILL BRING HIM NEW CLOTHES BWAHAHAHA) yet supports him when he finally gets up to perform. KIND OF LIKE REAL LIFE, LOL.

you, anon, are a rock star. ☆

[alternatejess]

THE WORLD NEEDS MORE KAT-TUN GEN AU. SO I WROTE IT <3

And the whole Akame and Nakame transition thing was unintentional. Because for some reason, I can't seem to write a KAT-TUN fic without some mention of Jin somewhere, it just doesn't seem right. It's the same for my Kamex.

WELL, my recipent said she wanted "Intergroup cameos" so I took it really seriously . NEWS was ironically the most diffcult for me to write because I am just so out of touch with it. And Eito rangers <3 AND HOW CAN I WRITE EITO AND KAT-TUN W/O SOME RYODA. It's humanly impossible <3.

Everyone does make fun of Maru in his face (JUN IS A FASHIONISTA ALTHOUGH HE KEEPS LOSING AT M5). And YES THAT IS HOW I SEE KAT-TUN AND WHY I LOVE THEM. So I will always write this way.

And you can be a rock star with me <3

[jtriskell]

[alternatejess]

Thanks for reading <3

[swedish_weirdo]

THIS WAS AWESOME! EVERYTHING WAS AWESOME! YOU ARE AWESOME ANON-CHAN!
♥♥♥

[alternatejess]

I had a feeling you would like this fic just because of the Jun/Kame. HAHAHA. <3

ANYWAY. THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME TOO. <3

[absinthe1213]

i can't help but laugh so much at this...

wait, that's what i need these days... LAUGHTER...

[alternatejess]

I'm glad I made you laugh <3

Thanks for the comment :)