FIC FOR HOLLY_BERRI

[hyphen_chan]

For: holly_berri
From: buzzbird

Title: Turtle Soup
Pairings/Characters:Jin/Kame
Rating: PG(-13) for swearing
Warnings: AU
Notes: For holly_berri. You said you didn't want angst or girliness but in the end I wasn't able to avoid either completely. Nonetheless, I hope you like this as much as I enjoyed writing it

Comments

[encoded_panties]

lol THE TITLE. ♥

I really like the idea of Kame being a TV chef. *_* I would totally watch that. FOOD > BASEBALL JUST SAYIN'. cream puuuuuuffs and SPARKLE CONVENTION.

Kame smiled. “No we’re not making doughnuts.”

Junno let out a sigh of relief for effect. “Well I’m glad you said that, because I’m seriously done with that hole thing.”

LAUGHED OUT LOUD, not even kidding. If I knew Junno IRL he would have an even bigger ego than he already has because I would LAUGH AT ALL HIS PUNS ALL THE TIME. or maybe author-san is funnier than junno dkljfk

I love Pi and the pink pin palace ROFL. way to be manly, piface. JIN FEEDING THE FANS ONIGIRI. THIS IMAGE IS SO ADORABLE IDE. ♥♥♥

d'aww they are so dumb. cute dumb ♥

this was awesome :DDD

(fail comment because I should be doing stuff other than reading fic but :D!)

[holly_berri]

ASJKFHLMAS MY FIC!! ♥

I just only read the title and felt the urge to start leaving flaily comments~

[holly_berri]

OHMYGOD ANON WHAT IS THIS, I THINK I LOVE YOU ♥ ♥ ♥ So much win, I can't even - this fic was everything I wanted and more. The hilarious KAT-TUN/KAT=TUN/world interactions and squishy Akame and just, everything was insanely fantastic.

...and since the only way I know of expressing my giddiness is showering you with incoherent quotes, here we go~

The birds on Kame’s balcony suddenly sing very loudly, Nakamaru observes. Nakamaru also observes that Junno’s puns could use a little more subtlety, and maybe timing.
LOL Maru and his observations. And the crack about Junno and his timing, or lack thereof, is priceless. XD

“Junno,” he says in a loud whisper, “just sit and be quiet okay?” /snorts. Nakamaru, the ever suffering parent. <33

“Okay!” Junno beams at him and takes a seat. AND HE ACTUALLY LISTENS TO HIM akjfhna

I ALSO AM IN LOVE WITH THE WAY YOU'VE WRITTEN THEIR GROUP DYNAMICS “I already said yes annnd I start next Saturday,” he says, laughing and making happy noises like a four year old

[holly_berri]

Gotta feed the fans, he concludes. Yamapi had a theory about that once, about how the fans need this like they need food. LOL so true. Playing off of fangirl's perverted minds, JE has it down to an art. And skdjfn Jin creeping into stores to feed starving fangirls rice balls, ftw. That image, cannot unsee. *__*

And aww~ cute little awkward Jin/Kame interactions ♥ Which are almost as hilarious as a disgruntled Koki~ “What’s so damn special about your freakin’ soup anyway?!” Standing on the table Koki flashes a grin down at Kame before he goes on. “I’ll give you a special soup right now.”
Ueda was only here to bring them their coffee and he barely has enough time to set down the coffee and leave the room before he hears the sound of a zipper and an unconvincing “No, Koki, don’t!” LOOOL. Koki, you bitch I love you sfm. :3 Because of course his knee jerk reaction would be this. <333

Green door. Kame. He, he has a green door. Turtle soup and green doors, this fic can officially not get any classier

[randomicicle]

First, i'd totally watch Kame The Cook ♥. This was gorgeous, loved it ;__;

[randomicicle]

It's sudden but would you mind me podficcing this fic, y/n? :")

[starg8fan_liz]

so fantastic XDD ROFL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so sweet at the end ^___^

[gyelle9]

how did i miss this?!? i'm glad i went back. this made me laugh. thank you! :)