Harry Potter request

[lady_foxy_roxy]

 Okay call me weird, but I was watching the Titanic this morning and I came back to a plot idea I tried a couple years ago.
Harry and the rest on Titanic?
Anyone up for the chalenge? I've tried, but it was horrible and I ended up never posting it.

If interested here's what I'd love to see
every person in some way
longish it doesn't have to be OOTP long though lol

things I'd like, but not required
SLASH! any pairing excepted, except with harry harry needs to be with one of the following 
Harry/Severus, Harry/Lucius, Harry/Voldemort, or Harry/Draco

ABSOLUTELY NO
Third class Harry, Harry can not be in Third Class
Harry can not be a crew member 
HARRY CAN NOT DIE!
NO HARRY/GINNY, HARRY/CHO, HARRY/HERMIONE

things I don't care about either way
James/Lily being dead, or alive, either is fine with me
Muggle or Magical, either is fine, actually it'd be cool if two people took up the chalenge and one wrote muggle and one wrote magic, but again not required 
Titanic must be hit by the iceberg, after that it's up to the author

THANKS!
LADY FOXY ROXY