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(*dies and is ded*)
That is so brilliantly hilarious and HOT!
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*g*
Thanks!
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Ray 'as told them all this story a million times, and it's good on every telling. There's none of his usual bluster or the short, sharp words he keeps for his current shags; instead, he's rosy-eyed nostalgic, staring down at his pint as if Milly had been The One for 'im. And mebbe she had, and what would Chris know about it, anyways.
He takes a long pull from his pint, and hopes that it's not his turn to talk yet. 'Twere nice, yeah, he rehearses. She was a bit skinny, right, but, erm, it were nice. Quick, because that's what all of them end up confessing eventually, laughing.
And 'ow long can you last now? The Guv'd laughed the last time Ray'd said it. A whole ten seconds?So that's your first, Chris knows. It's sweet, and soft, and quick, and it's somewhere you ain't supposed to be, and the lass is lucky if she don't end up up the duff, what with you being a ( ... )
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If the poof doesn’t come that means I’m not a poof he thought bitterly, having understood the thought processes of that type of customer very early on in his new career ( ... )
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Tough prompt. Classy solution. Very nicely put together.
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