The Life on Mars Anonymous Pornfest

Jan 26, 2008 17:43

Please Note: I've declared the Pornfest over (as I can't be bothered to keep the prompt list up-to-date!) So any new prompts posted will be deleted. However, I do encourage you to post any anon fic in response to the existing prompts and comment on the lovely responses that we've already got ( Read more... )

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Fiction anonymous January 27 2008, 04:09:13 UTC
“Gene, stop squirming.”

“No, I won’t do it.”

“C’mon Gene. Deep breath now.”

“No.”

“Look it’s coated in soap and…”

“No.”

“I’ll deep throat you if you do.”

“No I won’t do… you can do that?”

“Yeah I can do that.”

“Then why ‘aven’t you done it before?”

“You’ve gotta earn some things.”

“So what you’re saying is, if I let you put a rubber duck in my arse you’ll eat my enormous cock down to the nuts?”

“Yes. That’s what I’m saying Gene.”

“You’re a kinky bugger. If you’re lying about yer talent I’m shoving this duck so far up your arse it’ll be swimming with your tonsils.”

“Christ Gene. It’s not like I suggested the loafah. Although…”

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Comment anonymous January 27 2008, 15:30:53 UTC
ROFLMAO!

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Feedback from requester anonymous January 27 2008, 17:28:21 UTC
o.O

Now that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "fuck a duck".

Thanks, that was wonderful!

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Re: Feedback from requester anonymous January 27 2008, 17:40:40 UTC
Glad you liked. "Fuck a duck" was exactly what sprang to mind. *g*

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Re: Fiction anonymous January 27 2008, 18:01:55 UTC
Absolutely quackers!

I love Gene's verbal double-take.

And I would also love to see some hot loofah action...

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Re: Fiction anonymous January 27 2008, 18:13:01 UTC
Really? I was going for lyrical prose. :D

With Gene it would always be hot loofah action!

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feedback anonymous January 27 2008, 22:26:06 UTC
Oh excellent, v funny.

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Re: feedback anonymous January 28 2008, 01:40:45 UTC
Glad you liked it. :D

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Re: Fiction anonymous January 28 2008, 16:48:52 UTC
I loved this way more than a mentally healthy person should. I think I've found a new kink - sodomy by way of bath toys. Great job!

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Re: Fiction anonymous January 28 2008, 18:34:30 UTC
*clutches lovely review to bosom* I'm thinking of toying with the battleship! *eg*

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Feedback anonymous January 29 2008, 21:42:24 UTC
I love this. All good clean fun ;)

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Re: Fiction anonymous February 12 2008, 13:30:18 UTC
Bath time with the boys. I love it.

I have a large collection of rubber duckies, can I please borrow Sam and Gene to play with?

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