The Vagina Song (Not the Dorothy Parker One)

[fiandyfic]

*cough* Due to a discussion over on lifein1973 about various names for a woman's 'bits' (and a subsequent discussion about the humble 'percy') we sort of bunnied ourselves into writing the following. With massive apologies to Monty Python. This is *so* dedicated to totallywow for starting off the discussion (and possibly bunnying more folk into writing femmeslash -

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[snowgrouse]

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA!

*falls over*

[totallywow]

I feel special.

[draycevixen]

I have two reasons for this visit. 1) I wanted to giggle at the song again. *Done* 2) I got an e-mail today from a gay friend in London who used the descriptive *cough* phrase "badly packed Kebab." Thought you might use it to torture some Challenge people...

[m31andy]

Bwah. I've heard that one before. Thinking about it, a lot of my gay London friends use it. (Generally before I swipe at them with whatever sharp implement is handy...)

[liquorishflame]

I've said it before, I'll say it again:
Thank the angels above,
That you are insane. XD

Thanks for sharing, it's BRILLIANT! :)

[fiandyfic]

The doctors keep threatening to change our dosage, but Fi keeps fobbing them off with tales of invisible meerkats. It's worked so far.

(Well, at least the meerkats are happy and well-fed...)

[angeweeks]

GOOD LORD I just laughed so hard I nearly wet 'em. :D

That is entirely made of win served with a side dressing of awesome sauce. Just brilliant.