Comments | fgtbox: NAKED AND WET HE RUNS LIKE A GRACEFUL GAZELLE IN THE SERENGETI

berceusedefou in fgtbox

NAKED AND WET HE RUNS LIKE A GRACEFUL GAZELLE IN THE SERENGETI

May 25, 2009 20:03

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

player: tyrantvirus, character: alfred ashford

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captaincubscout May 26 2009, 00:06:30 UTC

berceusedefou May 26 2009, 00:09:52 UTC

THEREWASAHUGESPIDERANDITLEEREDATME,ITLEEREDATME,INTHESHOWERITWANTEDTOEATME

captaincubscout May 26 2009, 00:13:26 UTC

Unless it was Shelob, that's no excuse.

berceusedefou May 26 2009, 00:20:09 UTC

YOUDIDN'TSEEITSFANGSANDITSHIDEOUSHAIRYLEGSANDTHELECHEROUSGLIMMERINALLEIGHTOFITSEYES!

tom_hanniger May 26 2009, 00:07:26 UTC

What the fuck-

berceusedefou May 26 2009, 00:12:18 UTC

OHGODTHEMANWANTEDTOTOUCHTHESPIDERINBADPLACESWHATIFTHATSPIDERWASEYEINGMYNAKEDBODYLIKEAFILTHYPERVERT

tom_hanniger May 26 2009, 00:16:21 UTC

...

What?!

berceusedefou May 26 2009, 00:21:50 UTC

THEMANWANTEDTOTOUCHTHESPIDERHEWANTEDTOSEXUALLYENJOYTHATSPIDER...SEXUALLY

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xxredfieldxx May 26 2009, 00:09:10 UTC

...

[Snerk]

Ahah--

[And she loses it]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD MY EYES!

berceusedefou May 26 2009, 00:13:48 UTC

KILLITKILLITKILLITSHOOTITDEADMAKEITHURTMAKEITHURTFOREVER!

xxredfieldxx May 26 2009, 00:25:44 UTC

He can try to shoot a man in the head but so help him god he has to deal with a spider...

berceusedefou May 26 2009, 00:30:51 UTC

ITSFANGSWEREHUGEITTOOKUPHALFTHEBATHITWASGOINGTOEATMEANDDESECRATEMYCORPSEIFYOUHADSEENTHELOOKINITSEYESYOUWOULDHAVEDONETHESAMETHINGIDIDJUSTGOANDKILLITSHOOTITISTILLHAVECONDITIONERINMYHAIRANDIT'SSOCOLDPLEASE

risinglazarus May 26 2009, 00:09:32 UTC

Looks like the parade's in town.

xxredfieldxx May 26 2009, 00:10:16 UTC

More like the wacko circus.

risinglazarus May 26 2009, 00:11:57 UTC

And that means acrobats!

xxredfieldxx May 26 2009, 00:13:45 UTC

Like this streaking wonder? I think I'll pass.

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pianotheme May 26 2009, 00:14:36 UTC

pussy

faithless_eyes May 26 2009, 00:15:28 UTC

...

berceusedefou May 26 2009, 00:17:23 UTC

ISTHISYOURSIWILLKILLYOUIFYOUDIDTHISTHISISN'TFUNNYWESKERMAKEITDEADMAKEITDEAD

pianotheme May 26 2009, 00:19:52 UTC

Borrowed your sunglasses. Hope you don't mind.

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