And Then!
Fandom: FFVIII/FFX Crossover
Pairing: Selphie/Rikku
Rating: M
Prompt: Chaos
Word Count: 100....and 2! Mwahahaha! The prompt is CHAOS! Word counts can eat me this time. (and dashes or hyphens or whatever the hell those things are make everything into one word. How NEAT!)
Note: Forgive me if my translation is a bit rusty. I slept through two years of college Al-Bhed because I was busy staring at Lulu's tits.
So-first-you-lick-it-then-you-bite-it-a-little-bit-but-not-toooooo-hard-because -then-she-might-yelp-and-then-you-might-have-mean-old-Lulu-staring-at-ya-like-she-does-when-she's-in-a-BAD-MOOD!
But-it-will-be-okey-dokey-because-by-that-point-surely-you-will-have-her-all - shiny-and-waxed-with-that-spiffy-wet-look-and-maybe-have-blown-on-her-a-bit-and-stuck-your-key-in-her-ignition-and-turned-the....ooooooh-my-GOD-you-are-SOOOO-right-'cause-it-can-TOTALLY-be-one-of-those-double-entendre-thingamabobs-that-sound-like-something-you-eat-off-a-toothpick-at-a-fancy-dinner-and-anyway-so-ya-start-to-crank-her-motor-and-listen-to-her-purr-and I-mean-what-if-she-DOES-spring-a-leak-'cause-then-you'll-have-to-lick-it-up-and...
Wait. Lick it up then lick it down? I don't get...
So you're gonna show me what you-mean-by-lick-it-before-you-stick-it-and-OH-HOLY-MOTHER-OF-ALL-GLITTERING-LUGNUTS!
WHAT-THE-HELL-ARE-YOU-DOING?!
ARE-YOU-REALLY-LICKING-THOSE-POP-ROCKS-OFF-MY-CHASSIS-'CAUSE-THAT-IS-THE-COOLEST-THING-EVER-NEXT-TO-THAT-REALLY-NEAT-SET-OF-BALLISTIC-SOCKET-WRENCHES-I-SAW-AT-THAT-AL-BHED-FAIR...AND...and...and...
Tayn cfaad munt uv ymm drehkc rumo yht tejeha! Tuh'd cdub melgehk huf! Nekrd drana! Dryd'c nekrd, Demsedd. Syga sa fecr E fyc faynehk dryd uidved oui mega ehcdayt uv drec cmiddo pegehe. Vycdan, vycdan, tuh'd cdub, vycdan! Oac, oac, suja ouin duhkia, oui roban meddma aqbmuceja rybbo pedlr!
Hoo boy. Whew!
Wait a second, Wiggles. Stop giggling! I do not taste like motor oil!
Oh. Heh. Whaddya know?
Okay. My turn. Scoot over and give me the keys.
Pairing: Selphie/Rikku
Rating: M
Prompt: Chaos
Word Count: 100....and 2! Mwahahaha! The prompt is CHAOS! Word counts can eat me this time. (and dashes or hyphens or whatever the hell those things are make everything into one word. How NEAT!)
Note: Forgive me if my translation is a bit rusty. I slept through two years of college Al-Bhed because I was busy staring at Lulu's tits.
So-first-you-lick-it-then-you-bite-it-a-little-bit-but-not-toooooo-hard-because -then-she-might-yelp-and-then-you-might-have-mean-old-Lulu-staring-at-ya-like-she-does-when-she's-in-a-BAD-MOOD!
But-it-will-be-okey-dokey-because-by-that-point-surely-you-will-have-her-all - shiny-and-waxed-with-that-spiffy-wet-look-and-maybe-have-blown-on-her-a-bit-and-stuck-your-key-in-her-ignition-and-turned-the....ooooooh-my-GOD-you-are-SOOOO-right-'cause-it-can-TOTALLY-be-one-of-those-double-entendre-thingamabobs-that-sound-like-something-you-eat-off-a-toothpick-at-a-fancy-dinner-and-anyway-so-ya-start-to-crank-her-motor-and-listen-to-her-purr-and I-mean-what-if-she-DOES-spring-a-leak-'cause-then-you'll-have-to-lick-it-up-and...
Wait. Lick it up then lick it down? I don't get...
So you're gonna show me what you-mean-by-lick-it-before-you-stick-it-and-OH-HOLY-MOTHER-OF-ALL-GLITTERING-LUGNUTS!
WHAT-THE-HELL-ARE-YOU-DOING?!
ARE-YOU-REALLY-LICKING-THOSE-POP-ROCKS-OFF-MY-CHASSIS-'CAUSE-THAT-IS-THE-COOLEST-THING-EVER-NEXT-TO-THAT-REALLY-NEAT-SET-OF-BALLISTIC-SOCKET-WRENCHES-I-SAW-AT-THAT-AL-BHED-FAIR...AND...and...and...
Tayn cfaad munt uv ymm drehkc rumo yht tejeha! Tuh'd cdub melgehk huf! Nekrd drana! Dryd'c nekrd, Demsedd. Syga sa fecr E fyc faynehk dryd uidved oui mega ehcdayt uv drec cmiddo pegehe. Vycdan, vycdan, tuh'd cdub, vycdan! Oac, oac, suja ouin duhkia, oui roban meddma aqbmuceja rybbo pedlr!
Hoo boy. Whew!
Wait a second, Wiggles. Stop giggling! I do not taste like motor oil!
Oh. Heh. Whaddya know?
Okay. My turn. Scoot over and give me the keys.