Self-Worship

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title Self-Worship
fandom / pairing Super Junior / Big Bang : Heechul / G-Dragon
genre crack / comedy
type fanfiction
length 2681 words
rating PG-13
language English
description Heechul and G-Dragon were picked to host M-Net's special concert. G-Dragon and his skinny jeans clash with Heechul and his frilly clothes.
date 2008-03-30
disclaimer I don

Comments

[aoimidori]

"And I'm with this brat from the shorty -"
HEECHUL ANGAS.

NICE WEATHER. NICE WEATHER. NICE AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE HEECHUL. ♥

But not as beautiful as our fans in the audience -
WE WERE THINKING THE GIRLS ON STAGE WERE YOU, OUR VIPS!!! \o/

"Although, not on a live broadcast," he continued, muttering under his breath.
LMAO SEUNGRI IOS THIS JEALOUSY I DETECT?

"Your frills look horrifying,"
Sadly, kind of true. LMAO SCARY HEECHUL ON TWINS.

Even if it was so bad, no one insulted Heechul's fashion.
IS MAKING ME WANT THE JUN/HEECHUL/(/GD) MORE. DDDD:

Skirt vs. skinny jeans. Hm. BEATBOX FASHION STYLING. The whole exchange is A++++++.

"Are you going to say, 'I wear my sunglasses at night, still twenty-twenty'?" Heechul said, imitating Jiyong's rap in the kind of English he had patented during the filming of Full House.
HEY YO TOUCH ME MAN YO BRING IT ON YEAH!!!!

"Yo wassup man, you are so gorgeous, God loves you, touch man, yo! Nice weather!" Heechul replied, his eyes widening and mocking Jiyong's hand movements when rapping.HEECHUL ILUSM

[kikiam]

WE WERE THINKING THE GIRLS ON STAGE WERE YOU, OUR VIPS!!! \o/
GD SIPSIP WHATEBBBSSSSS LOLOLOLOL kaya binara ni Heechul.

LMAO SEUNGRI IOS THIS JEALOUSY I DETECT?
NOOOOOOO He's just trying to tell Jiyong to calm down because Jiyong himself calls Seungri a brat, but retracts the statement in secret because Jiyong never called him a brat on a public broadcast.

IS MAKING ME WANT THE JUN/HEECHUL/(/GD) MORE. DDDD:
WRITE IT.

We need a name for Heechul's style, something that sounds as Engrish-y as 'beatbox fashion styling.' Like, uhm, FLOWER POWER CURLS or something.

AMBAET BIGLA NI HEECHUL!!! DDD: Although, tbh, I can imagine it. Heechul's all high and mighty, but I feel like he can play nice if you do the same. Why in the world would he have all those friends if he weren't a cool and nice guy to be with?
That's what I thought too. THere are stories of him taking care of Donghae and Yunho and I really see him as a good hyung when he needs to be. I want a continuation with GD and Heechul in a sweet hyung-dongsaeng relationship. WTF.

[aoimidori]

WE WILL MAKE FLOWER POWER CURLS STICK IF IT KILLS US. :DDDDDD

[kikiam]

Then how will we call Matsujun's fashion? Uhm, something about matching everything and wearing too many layers!

[pureuda]

Um.

My love, let me show you it ♥_______♥

[kikiam]

I can see your love. Thank you! ♥

[dellyrin]

HAHAHAA!!
I liked how Heechul went "Yo touch man!"
x))
And poor Bong! I thought the bowlcut looked good on him thou. x))

[kikiam]

OMG you're probably the only person I know who actually likes the bowl cut. I'm so totally in love with Bongie's new hair, though.

Thank you for reading.

[je_sea_kah]

Hahahah, that is hilarious!

and Damn~ Jiyong must have had a lot of anger, cause Daesung and Youngbae have crazy arm muscles!

LOVE THE WHOLE HEECHUL&GD ARGUMENT! *yay for heechul using english! XDD*

[kikiam]

and Damn~ Jiyong must have had a lot of anger, cause Daesung and Youngbae have crazy arm muscles!
LOL, thank you for pointing that out. It's pretty impossible for them to be unable to pull Jiyong away, but then, it would look too embarrassing so they didn't pull him away using the full force of their hawt arms. xD

I'm glad you liked the argument. I hope GD and Heech face off in an Engrish rap battle in the future. xD THank you for reading! ^^

[je_sea_kah]

Yes, Youngbae and Daesung aren't using full force because they don't want to ruin GD's geeness! on another note have YOU SEEN SHIRTLESS TAEYANG!*dies*

OMG ENGRISH RAP BATTLE WOULD PWN ALL I SWEAR! *imagines*

[kikiam]

Yeah, because if they did, GD would be bitching at them and no one wants GD bitching at them.

YES I SAW IT ALREADY FO[AUIFDADADKOADFA

Heechul: "Yo touch man yo!"
GD: "one's old a flame, just scream my name."
Heechul: "you are so gorgeous"
GD: "i wear my sunglasses at night, still twenty-twenty!"

[comicbookending]

omg, this is amazing.
I am highly entertained and. Just. Interband fics ftw.

I think I love you. *_* ♥

[kikiam]

Ahaha, I'm glad you like it. Thank you for enjoying and reading! I'm here to please. :D