Comments | ferriludant: So by now you all know about the meteorite in Peru

ferriludant

So by now you all know about the meteorite in Peru

Sep 19, 2007 10:59

( My plea to you all: If you see a certifiably hot chick, buy her a gun. Or a sword. It's the only way to save the planet. )

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ladypeyton September 19 2007, 15:18:53 UTC

And of course the only reliable way to fight zombies is with Hot Chicks With Guns

I propose that you are not taking into consideration the always dependable Hot Chicks With Swords, Stakes and Anything Else That Happens To Be Lieing Around, Even Though They Have Shown A Considerable Lack Of Discernment In Love Interest; Although Lately There Are Quite A Lot More Of Them Than There Has Been In The Past.

That, easily, more than doubles your fighting force.

(Obligatory Arrrrr!)

ferriludant September 19 2007, 18:59:04 UTC

And not only that, they wouldn't run out of bullets! Why didn't I see that for myself?

ferriludant September 19 2007, 21:34:25 UTC

Edited to add "or a sword". Good catch!

I must object... hotfix September 20 2007, 17:29:04 UTC

While it is a given fact that zombies, priates, and ninja exist (thus giving credence to the highly unlikely but possible Zombine Pirate Ninjas theory), there is no proof that vampires exist much less vampire slayer ex-cheerleaders.

We should really try to base this discussion in fact and not fiction. ;-)

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Been there, done that! bytchearse September 19 2007, 15:38:00 UTC

Personal rule: No GF of mine will be inexperienced with firearms :-)

Re: Been there, done that! ferriludant September 19 2007, 18:59:47 UTC

Good note. So clearly the solution for ending the zombie uprising quickly is for you to date more women. Get out there and, ahem, take one for the team.

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Re: Been there, done that! ferriludant September 19 2007, 20:46:49 UTC

He has a girlfriend? Didn't know that. I guess I should pay more attention.

Congratulations, Jaji.

artisticphoenix September 19 2007, 23:22:52 UTC

Okay, so I'm not overdoing it to have a cavalry sword, baseball bat and a new gift of a machete!

ferriludant September 20 2007, 00:52:27 UTC

You certainly are not overdoing it. Remember, you have two hands, and swords never run out of ammunition.

hiddennature410 September 20 2007, 14:47:33 UTC

see i have to say that its already begun because i'm a "hot chick" and i have "a sword" so i'm ready when you are...lol ::smiles and laughs::....loved this post btw.::hugs::

ferriludant September 20 2007, 15:36:57 UTC

Fantastic, zombies beware!

siobhan1214 September 24 2007, 13:29:16 UTC

Happy Birthday Jost! Miss you guys, hopefully will see you at Crown.

ferriludant September 24 2007, 14:53:43 UTC

Hi Siobhan, thanks. Crown, eh? You're not going to Crusades?

And worse: you're not coming up for St. Eligius? Bummer. I'm not sure I'll make crown. In truth, it's likely to remind me that:
1) I have nobody to fight for; and
2) I never fought for _her_.

siobhan1214 September 24 2007, 20:27:33 UTC

Eligius: Yeah, I can't. I'm doing lots of stuff for an event down here in the beginning of November and I need my October weekends since the main staff lives an hour away and I have school weekday nights.

No Crusades this year, for many reasons. Maybe next year when they have a new site.

Maybe you could fight for K when she hits eighteen. :)

ferriludant September 24 2007, 21:38:49 UTC

That's a thought which has occurred to me.