Dexter!
Chloe! Two more babies from Ebony-Eclipse.
Seriously WTF is going on with Sabrina?!
Now its Maryanne and Fiona's birthdays! (Looks like Cynthia just got back from a swimwear modelling shoot)
Way to impress your siblings, Maryanne/Fiona.
Anywho here is Maryanne.
And here is Fiona. They're basically the same except Maryanne has elf ears.
~Watch me work it, I'm perfect~
I had built a basement for the ghosts but they were glitching the house so I sent them all away to the graveyard next door. Toodles former heirs!
Pale twins' birthday! (You'll be getting a lot of those this update)
Sabrina: Wingardium Leviosa!
Ruth: SABRINA GODDAMN STOP LEVITATING YOUR BROTHER!
I actually did a post-makeover shot of both twins this time.
Can't believe that there is only one baby left to go eeeee
They're both awfully cute. And they'd make pretty good Vampires (I'm not saying this just to be creepy, but next gen's task is to turn your heir(s) into a supernatural creature)
Maryanne channels the DEVIL HIMSELF. I guess that they can't all be perfect.
Vincent: Oh my God I can't believe we have the same dad! How can I be fully related to this?!
Dexter: *vomit comets*
Simon: Dude I thought we were cool? Looks like I'll have to recategorise you to LAME.
Jace: Don't look her in the eye! Because then she'll invite you in for sex and have ANOTHER child of mine and I'll have to pay even more child support!
Jace: Damn eye contact!
And so it begins.
Vincent: WHOOO THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING
Yep no suprises that it was Maryanne that started the fight.
Its just one enrages child after another...
OH DAMN you do not want to get on Maddy's bad side!
Maddy: Ever wonder how Lord Voldemort lost his nose?
Maryanne: Oh cool ho...FUUUUUUUUU
At least she has one friend in the house. Hey, they shared a womb, they must be close.
Maddy: After you've finished your childish game of Mary-Mack, you are SO DEAD
Maryanne seems to have unleashed something in Fiona. Because she has turned crazy!
Fiona: BAWWW THE HORROR
Nannybot: Oh why can't the humans just get along?
Vincent, please! Don't encourage her.
Dexter: I was born without a hip. Don't judge me!
Finally the oldest of Gen 4 a'splodes into adulthood! Rejoice!!
Phwoar look at those cheekbones! But I've decided not to let him be heir, so out he moves.
Also time for Maddy and Sabrina to age up (must to Nannybot's disgust).
Maddy. Her nose is odd but I like it :D
Sabrina. Oh come on you really think she'd grow up plain after all the strangeness she had as a child?!
Dexter is still my favourite twin ♥
Now that is just harsh, Maryanne!!
Ruth: Oh God not this again! I'm not even sure why I am questioning it, I've done it several times before!
Depressed Nannybot is depressed. IDK why though, its not as if his life consists of cleaning up after filthy sims and only having sex with his owner when she isn't banging someone else.
Vincent: Before I leave, here is some dessert!
What are big brothers for, eh?
Who actually bathes in a tub anymore?
And now Fiona is in aspiration failure. Greeeaaaaatttt.
UGH sometimes I just hate having so many sims in the house. They take the baby out of the cot. They put her back in. Someone else puts her in another cot. Eventually she just ends up on the floor, asleep and starving :(
Nannybot is neglecting his duties...
Thank fuck, last one!
Nannybot: Stupid Ruth... "I can't do it, the fumes will mutate the unborn baby!" Any excuse...
It just. Never. STOPS.
A+ parenting there, Sabrina! I'll remember that...
Maddy: Please, do not spread your (pretty) germs all over me.
FFS Maryanne, Fiona is your only friend! Don't turn on her!
Luckily Fiona has more nice points then Maddy so doesn't retaliate. Much to Maryanne's disgust.
Maryanne: Goddamn what does someone have to DO to get a fight around here?
Ah well, at least she is channelling some of that murderous anger into something useful.
Maryanne: MOTHERFUCKING DISHWASHER WASH FASTER YOU WHORE
.....
Nannybot: *stares into the distance, wondering what could have been*
Cynthia: Well helloooo there!
Cynthia: That has got to be the finest metal arse I have EVER seen!
Maryanne: EVERYONE LOOK I AM RAGING
Everyone: *ignores*
Maryanne: FUUUUUUU -
Sabrina: Foetus engorgio!
Ruth: *pops*
Sabrina: Told ya it would work!
Maddy: Dude, don't take out your sexual fustration on your bother! Its just wrong.
Maryanne: Oh my, this one will be an evil one! If only you could hear the things it is saying about our family...
Looks like Chloe is top dog!
*conjoined twin birthday!*
Sorry
fantasyrogue , but I am going to leave it there :P