Goffick Teen (who is actually called Martin Jones, but that doesn't sound very goffick so lets call him
Ebony-Eclipse) seems to like Ruth.
Its hard to tell, I know, with his face being so Keanu but he does.
Ebony-Eclipse: They're so...beautiful!
Archie: Why must my family befoul my bed so?! If its not my sister, its my daughter! THIS IS NOT ON!! YOU BEST FEBREEZE THOSE SHEETS, BITCHES!
Archie: FEBREEEEEEZE!!!!
Ebony-Eclipse: I would have preferred a single wilting black rose, but whatever!
Ruth: Your individuality and darkness is SO COOL!
Ebony-Eclipse: Can we carry this on inside? I'm starting to get sunburnt...
Being a Romance sim, Ruth wants to have rock-hard abs and giant biceps, which is always attractive in a woman.
PS. She is doing it infront of the TV as the excersise bike of death has been sold.
Time for her aunts to get old!
Bea: I approve of this outfit!
Rest of world: PASS BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE
Bea: This wasn't part of the deal! You said that if I looked after Ruth I would have eternal youth! It rhymed and everything, thats why I thought you were serious!
Stop breaking the fourth wall Beatrix and age already.
Here is Layla with lips Angelina Jolie would be proud of.
Aaaaaand Layla.
Gin is a stupid, stupid cat.
It wouldn't be an aging update without at least one mental breakdown, amirite?
Beatrix WTF is that your sexy walk?!
Bea: No...I think I dislocated my hip again.
Abhijeet: Why thank you *wink*
Apparently the pet shop is the place for the teens to hang! Hell yeah.
Because Gin was going to die soon, I thought that I'd get them another dog. So here is Jake!
I also realised that these two had a relationship of 0 (wtf) so I made them talk... and of course death was the subject. Ya know, because Ruth hasn't had anough of that in her life.
This... may not end well.
Another one to add to Ruth's current list of boys! Hey, a girl has to keep her options open!
Yeah... I don't think that begging infront of the giant house of yours is gonna do you any favours.
Oh nameless teen, if only you knew Ruth's intentions.
I think that Jake loves this thing
more than Abbott.
Tiffany: Sneaking out, eh eh eh?
Ruth: OMG ONLY TAKING OUT RUBBISH DON'T KILL ME
Actually she was sneaking out...with Jace.
Who is apprently really fucking rich!
Jace: Lets just say my internet stock soared...I'M A MILLIONAIRE BABY
Ruth: *swoon*
Ruth: This is just wrong. OLD PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DO THESE THINGS!
Tiffany is such a bitch and needs to kindly GTFO.
And Layla...still worries. About everything and everyone.
No wonder the water bills were £400 this month! Jesus H. Christ!
Beatrix: I HATE SNOW!!!
Considering that she is like, 80 years old, look at her go!
Random guy: Hey nice butt!
Ruth: HOKAY leaving now!
Maybe I should have waited until Gin died before getting another pet...because I'm starting to think he will not die of old age if Jake gets in there first!
Until next time...