The Nova Legacy - 2.4 - A NLC 3 Challenge
Isadora: Archie, you've been talking to the trees all day! Your family needs you!!
Archie: Damn family, always getting in the way...Oh why didn't I just settle for Pirate and let Tabby be heir?
Meanwhile, in the sane world, boring family things are boring.
This was Archies first, and only, attempt to teach Pippin anything reasonable. She really is not a clever pooch.
Serefina: Muuuuuuuuuuum?!
ABORT, ABORT!
The cuteness! Make it stop D:
Serefina may have some ~serious~ competition, though!
He is working the 'cute confused' look, bitches.
They only have 8 teeth between them, but they still manage to make up for it!
Potty Training faces = total win
Isadora: *vomit*
Archie: Thank God Dad had the sense to install wood flooring! To the cleaning cabinet!
Sprog #3 is on its way!
Beatrix: You will never be good enough for my brother, you hear me?
Isadora: But didn't you steal is future girlfriend and get with her yourself so he had to settle for me...?
Bea: Must you remember every little thing?!
They must be tight on money if Archie has to stick his head in the dirtiest place known to man (apart from maybe my mind)...
Isadora: Look, if you're going to keep complaining then I'll just call the repair man...Jesus you and your bloody dirt phobia...
Archie: How bad is it?
Isadora: OMFGITLOOKSFATALCALLANAMBULANCE!! You look fine, dear!
All the drama downstairs means that they miss their first born child grow up!
Mwah ha ha, you shall now have ~nightmares~
This teacup human is gorgeous and she ~knows it~
Serefina: *strikes a pose*
And obviously takes after her mother! Looks like Archie shall have to teach this one the ways of the neat.
Ben: I can totally see up your skirt, its a bit north of the knee...
Serefina: Hey, this is what all the cool kids wear! Don't educate me in fashion, babygrow.
For crying out loud! Its almost as if Archie is trying to commit suicide and make it looks accidental.
Isadora: WHY GAGA, WHHHHHYYYYYYY?!
Archie: Calm down woman, I'm fine!
Isadora: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!
Isadora: *pop*
Archie: HOLY CRAP! She got with the werewolf D:
stakeit_uk 's Serena D'arcangelos and Archie are Rugby's gossip troupe. Seriously, all they do is spread nasty rumours! Such bitches.
Bea and Layla: HEEEEYYY THHHEEEEEEERRRREEEE !!!
Great, who invited the crazies over?
Bus driver: Serefina Nova, isn't this your stop?
Serefina: No, I don't live here...I live on the OTHER side of the island...
Bus driver: My mistake!
Layla: CA-CAAAWWWW!
Archie: Seriously guys, it smells EXACTLY like hemp!
Yeah, I would do the same if I were Serefina. The 30 mile trek home would be worth it.
There is no escape for Ben, though! Cruelly locked up in his high-chair.
Serena: So, you you with child or just really fat?
Isadora: Pregnant, thanks. Mine and Archie's third!
Serena Oooooh, was it an accident?
Isadora: Nope, totally planned!
Serena: But can you be sure it is really Archie's? And not that Abbott's, I've seen him lurking around this house...
Isadora: I'm pretty sure it is Archie's...
Serena: For God's sake, what must I do to get some gossip around here?!
Serena: So, this lemonade you are selling. Are you doing it because you are poor? I heard that on most days you are dressed in rags!
Serefina: My mum said I'm not allowed to talk to you, gossip lady!
The only reason I buy spiral staircases XD
You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson by now, eh? (floating ornaments fail)
Only you would set fire to the TV Archie WHERE THERE IS NO FIRE ALARM!!
At least he is hero enough to save Ben!
He has put out so many forest fires in the back garden that he is quite the pro now, thank goodness.
Meanwhile, Ben has the lucky childhood innocence of no knowing what the fuck is going on inside the house.
And it'd only be fair to leave it here ;)
Until next time!