Its blue! (?) And a boy! Called Archie.
Oh, and the burgular totally got caught.
Which means that Archie can get his cot back. JUSTICE!
No Torben! Be strong infront of Archie! He is so ashamed, he won't even look at you!
Archie: NOM NOM NOM NOM
(Also, no idea why Torben is still wearing his engagement ring instead of his wedding ring)
Torben: Baby number #2 now plz?
I think its fair to say that Archie is a well loved baby,
Better start saving the simoleons for the next generation challenge.
Because I have a feeling I am going to fail it. Badly.
Torben, please stop flirting with the teenage shop assistants! Your old people fetish is bad enough, but at least they are (well) over the age of consent!
At least he looks after Archie :)
Another example of Classic Torben Fail. There are many examples to choose from.
Archie's Birthday!
ZOMG he is actually cute as a button!
He is the perfect mix of Torben & Tiffany (That sounds like some kind of fancy drink)
And he has pointy ears! Horrah.
Archie: BORED NOW
Tiffany: *pops* Whatever you do boy, stay on the potty!
Archie counts towards your daily 'Awwwwww!' intake!
Archie: Ahhhh...I love the smell of cold milk in the morning!
Archie: *uses The Force to levitate bottle*
Torben: Damn you child! You will learn to walk! I am not carrying you around until you are 10! I'm not developing a hunchback!
Tiffany has about 1 million (okay, 7) creativity points, so its time to get Torben's heir portrait done!
Torben: If I can't see him, he can't see me...the perfect plan!
Archie: Dad? DAD? DAAAAADDDYYY? STOP IGNORING ME!
Torben: Damn, this is one smart kid!
Torben keeps getting phonecalls from pretty women but, like the good husband he is he resists them.
Tiffany: You on the phone to women again?! Get off right now or no sex for you FOREVER!
Torben: Sorry, can't talk to you right now...call back later!
Neat sims + pregnancy cravings = scary viewing
Torben's heir portrait is finished! I don't know why it is so dark...
Torben wanted to grow some plants, so does so in his best work suit. Sometimes I think that he wants to get fired.
STOP! Baby time!
Its a girl, called Beatrix! I love how her skintone is green like Torben's but with freckles like Tiffany.
Torben: The second time IS NOT LESS HORRIFYING!
Torben: Your womb empty?
Tiffany: Yes!
Torben: Well lets start growing another!
Beatrix: *is 3 seconds old*
Tiffany: This is my serious breastfeeding face :|
Seriously, go do talks at hospitals about breastfeeding, you'd really encourage new mothers!
Poor Archie! I couldn't wash him because they didn't have a bath, so I had to leave him until he soiled his nappy so they could change it to bring his hygiene up.
Torben: Weeds? On MY plants?
Its more likely than you think, Torben.
Torben: Please, take anything you want! My wife, my children, even my plants! JUST DON'T HURT ME!
Torben: You call that growing up? Pffffft. I've seen sims from ISBIs grow up better than that.
He is still cutestuff! And supporting his alien heritage in his snazzy pjs!
He'd rather read books then watch the TV I so kindly bought for him. Thats gratitude for you!
Torben: WHY GOD? Why do you not want me to pay the bills?!
Yeah, I sent him outside to pay some overdue bills and he got struck my lightning! I'll take that as a sign. Not sure what the sign means, though.
So close, so close its painful!
They couldn't afford a bed so a matress will have to do for now.
This is what your parents get up to when you're asleep, kids! And they're only just getting started.
No reason for this shot, apart from the cuteness of the picture!
I'm not sure if you can see, but the plants were dripping with water CRYING with neglect!
Lets hope Gen. 2 will be better with plants, as they'll depend on them!
Yay cartwheels in confined spaces!
Archie also has maxed out neat points so when he cleans, his fun rises. I can tell that he'll be useful to have around!
Archie: I hate that burgular! Even though it happened when I was 1 hour old, I can still remember the anguish he caused my family! THE MONSTER!
The toilet story returns, to be disliked by another legacy.
Her womb is now full yet again :)
Archie: Heeeeey there daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :D
Torben: Son, what did I say about alone time?
Archie: That I should spend it with you?
Be smart, folks. Use a condom.
Little Bea's birthday!
She takes after Tiffany in the serious face department.
Although she will smile for Archie!
Archie just wanders off in the middle of the night to look at the stars. Great parenting, there.
Beatrix: Meh, whatever. I've seen it all before.
At least she isn't as attention seeking as Archie, and will happily sit by herself.
You know where I'm going to end it, right?
Believe me, THE BIRTH IS SHOCKING!