Maxis Makeover - Drama at the Mansion
Morty's vrigin eyes are violated at the presence of his nekkid Granddaughter.
As Darren and Cassandra manage to cope with two babies, Nina is having trouble with just the one...
Everyone wanted a puppy, so Cassandra paid a visit to the Roselan-Cooke household to buy one of their many puppies.
She chose Norman (possibly for his cuddle factor)
Diane all grown up! She looks just like Morty, minus the black hair.
THIS is why they have a butler!
Dina: That has to be the most repulsive thing I've ever seen! Can't you just stick her on the toilet and hope for the best?
Diane, I fear for your welfare once Morty dies! I really do.
Alexander: *engulfs Beau's face*
CAN I JUST SAY:
1) I didn't invite Don over, he just walked right into the house
2) I did not approve of this, it was ACR
and
3) I didn't know it had happened before it was too late!
Morty: HOW COULD YOU?! What has he got that I haven't, apart from ravishing good looks, his real set of teeth and a functioning penis?!
Morty: After I've popped my hip into place, I'll escort you off the premesis, you fiend!
Morty: I am through with you! You may be young and blond, but you are just not worth it! Infact, you remind me of a girl I met back in '42 in Sunset Valley... no, maybe it was Strangetown.... anyway, it was a hot July day and I had toast with jam for breakfast...
Dina: *JD-esque daydream*
Morty: ...so I'll say to you what I said to her, I WANT YOU OUT!
And so Dina moves back in with her sister Nina, and takes Diane with her.
Seriously Don, GTFO.
Bella grew up! And looks just like Cassandra but with Darren's eyes.
And Delilah grew up, looking just like Darren but with Cassandra's eyes. Nice going, genetics.
Look out, Alexander!!
Awww, poor Morty. Seems like all the drama was too much for him. Didn't even die platinum :(
Bulter: I have your bottle for you, Miss Bella.
Bella: Can't you see that I'm busy, fool? Go warm it in the microwave! You're lucky I don't fire your ass!
Butler: Yes, Miss Bella...
ACR strikes again!
That bed seems to be the one everyone uses to bang eachother. Must be pretty nasty under those sheets.
Birthdays!
