Want to bleed from the eyeballs (again)?

[ferret_kitty]

My friends are visiting and they showed me [this page].

It's ... terrifying. The little animals move when you put the mouse over them (creepy!) and the descriptions of his "friends" are... just check it out.

Comments

[skylark97]

"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."

*is laughing so hard I'm crying* You know, forget worrying about common criminals or child molesters. It's the atheists you should really look out for, cause you know, they're out to get you...

[tempter]

I think I need a Mr. Gruff the Atheist icon.

[self_awakening]

Ok, that really... scared me

[blubelle]

just.....wow.....

[itsfirefight]

I played Dress Up with Lambuel...
:(

"Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?"
"I don't know... I lost count!"

:sigh:

[itsfirefight]

ack.
did you go here yet?
creeeepy baby jesus.

if you poke him too much, he cries. ^_^

[wishingwell]

Oh. Awesome. I must now own this shirt. Sums my worldview up rather nicely.

I'm fairly sure the site is satirical, so don't get too upset by it.

[ferret_kitty]

The site might be satirical. If it is, it's funny. If it's not, it terrifying.