SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

[ferchrissakes]

I received this insipid message on Yelp out of the frickin' blue this AM...

"Were you 19 years old last year? Seems like it... Maybe you're a racist, as well. Get off Yelp and stay out of Wicker Park! If you don't still live at home, move back with your parents."

So I replied:

Were you an overly sensitive imbecile last minute or are you just a

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[momus]

what the fuck?

[ferchrissakes]

Heh. Heh. That's what she said. <========= (after all, I am, apparently, like 19 last year 'n stuff)

[momus]

is this someone you know, or just some bad internet troll?

[ferchrissakes]

No clue who it is, it is prolly one of those poser indie hipsters that work at that lame pizza place that we used to go to sometimes when we worked at Tribesoft.

[ferchrissakes]

Oh... I wrote some scathing reviews of Wicker Park businesses and my guess is that either this person owns one of the businesses, works at one, or really likes one of them for some reason... and got all butt-hurt over my review. Was(were) my review(s) childish and petty? Yeah, sure. But that's no reason to private message someone with the sort of rubbish that was deemed truthful by that asshat on his ivory tower.

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now I want to read the childish reviews! any publicity is good publicity, as they say in the advertising world

[ferchrissakes]

If you think I am an idiot, just say so. Don't beat around the bush by making a long string of semi-scathing comments in weird obsessive compulsive strings on my Livejournal.

[intertubes]

I don't think you are an idiot dude.

[intertubes]

just being sarcastic