Heroic Bishie

[fera_festiva]

1) Belated happy birthday to forest_rose! Sorry I couldn't make it to the ceilidh - hope you had a brilliant time.

2) I have made a Spotify playlist in honour of having finished my MSc! (Sorry it's not downloadable; my hard drive died tragically a few months back after a very short battle with gravity

Comments

[aldehyde]

LOLOL STILL ONE OF MY BELOVED MEMES. MAKING FUN OF TWATLIGHT WILL NEVER GET OLD, NEVER.

also, i am enjoying your zelda adventures, despite the fact that i have never played any of the games!

[fera_festiva]

OMG LOL THAT ICON. The lensflare makes it.

I am glad that my Zelda adventures are amusing to at least one person other than me. XD

[tough_as_petals]

please make more fun of twilight. I have a little present for you. Please enjoy:

http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-letter-to-universal-your-wolfman-ripped-off-twilight-9247

[fera_festiva]

Oh

my

god

I don't know whether to :D or D:

[matt_writer]

Various classic novels are now available with Twilight-branded covers, presumably to encourage the emotionally subnormal to read them. You'll notice that Wuthering Heights is branded "Bella and Edward's Favourite Book".

*pukes*

So I got to thinking. I'm sure Bella and Edward enjoy lots of activities besides reading Wuthering Heights, playing baseball and having sex once.

HAHAHA. THIS IS GREAT.

I especially love the Jesus shirt. Gollie, Bella! You rebel, you!

[fera_festiva]

Srsly though. The Twilight "saga" (saga? What the hell? Boy-meets-girl stretched thinly over four books =/= saga) would be greatly improved if Bella was a Cradle of Filth fan.

[fera_festiva]

Those sparkly dildos make me laugh so hard. (As it were.) I've also heard people recommend putting them in the fridge so as to better recreate Edward's marble-cold flesh... to which I say ew. (And ow!)

[fera_festiva]

I KNOW RIGHT. Also - OK, apologies for the uncomfortable mental image, but - you know when you put an ice lolly under your tongue and it's so cold it hurts? WELL, YEAH. I can't imagine that sensation in a more intimate place to be a good thing. D:

[cristiline]

I think the image of Bella and Edward reading 120 Days of Sodom has broken my brain. D:

[fera_festiva]

I love comments like this best of all. :D