Fera could kill everyone for this

[fera_festiva]

Someone is hanging around behind our building playing the bongos.

Wherever I go in the flat, I can hear them.

I FUCKING HATE BONGOS

Comments

[matt_writer]

He's actually trying to help you find stuff to post on your LJ. Duh.

[fera_festiva]

Either that or he's trying to encourage me to commit my very first murder.

He's stopped now, anyway, but still. There's no excuse.

[matt_writer]

Well of course he stopped. He wanted to make sure you've posted about it! :D Really, he's a nice man - distant cousin of mine, I believe, travels the UK to make his money and make sure LJ is very occupied.

[loveangelstar]

LOL who even plays bongos?

Stupid people making noise, I believe a good kick to the head usually sorts that type of riff raff out ;)

[fera_festiva]

Bloody hippies play bongos. Hell, not even real hippies. Rich kids who wish they were hippies, who wear designer hemp shirts and do fake yoga and play the sodding bongos. Burn them! Burn them all!

[shyfoxling]

Ahhh but does he have a beret?

[fera_festiva]

He had a hat, but it wasn't a beret. However, I'm fairly certain I saw dreadlocks poking out from under its brim. Blond ones.

Bongos

[anonymous]

I guess you won't be wanting this for your birthday after all, then.

http://www.nulime.com/img/id243274/n/Fun-Bongos-Book-CD.jpg

Identity crisis

[anonymous]

This is the voice of your conscience by the way. Or is it Henry?

Re: Identity crisis

[fera_festiva]

... I have a conscience?