Deathly Hallows uberwank: Chapter 32, The Elder Wand

[fera_festiva]

This one isn't a rickroll.

THE EMPEROR: Rise, my friend.
DARTH VADER: The Death Star will be completed on schedule.
THE EMPEROR: You've done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker.
DARTH VADER: Yes, my Master.
THE EMPEROR: Patience, my friend. In time, he will seek you out, and when he does, you

Comments

Where do you buy Snargaluffs?

[evil_underlord]

Late again on the commenting thing, and I feel like I really ought to be exploring the concept of Voldemort playing Warhammer and stuff, and like what army he would play and how he would totally throw a wobbly if Snape or Lucious Malfoy ever beat him (and how he wouldn't ever even play against Bellatrix' or Narcissa's armies), but instead I thought I'd just resrt to a macro.

Re: Where do you buy Snargaluffs?

[fera_festiva]

Ah, yes, Lucious Malfoy. Brother of Lucius and well-known star of gay porn.

Voldemort would be a crap Warhammer buddy because he would just kill everyone (in real life). However, as we have previously discussed, Dumbledore is a sore loser when it comes to D&D, and they seem to be equally matched, so maybe they should have just RP'd instead of having that big war and stuff.

But then what is war but a massive war-game? *Strokes chin*

I don't know what I'm talking about. Have a macro.

[delphipsmith]

Grawp shows up and hits the other giant, and they start pummelling each other with fists, like some kind of grotesquely scaled-up wrestling toy, or something like that. (There's a specific toy I'm thinking of and I cannot for the life of me remember what it's called.)

Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, perhaps?