Art meme: answer #1
So, matt_writer asked:
As you dislike Deathly Hallows's cover, how do YOU think it should have looked like? What should have been on it, etcetera.
And this was my answer. It got a bit out of hand.
Notes on this work of true genius (ahem):
1) That's Harry at the front. You'll notice he's holding the blade of a sword in his bare hand. That's because he's pretty dumb.
2) I guess that those are Sirius and Remus in the background on the left, but you are welcome to assume they are actually Dani Filth and Rick Astley, as that's who they look like.
3) In the original sketch I made, Harry's penis was hanging out from under his loincloth.
4) Things that I wanted to include but was forced to reject on grounds of space: Neville punching Voldemort in the face; McGonagall in a chainmail bikini; Luna piloting a UFO; Draco in a chainmail bikini.
5) I basically nicked most of the poses, etc here from various images I found online. Srsly, not my own work. Plus it's too yellow.
6) As I'm currently pretending to be an artist: acrylic on paper.
Moar soon!
As you dislike Deathly Hallows's cover, how do YOU think it should have looked like? What should have been on it, etcetera.
And this was my answer. It got a bit out of hand.
Notes on this work of true genius (ahem):
1) That's Harry at the front. You'll notice he's holding the blade of a sword in his bare hand. That's because he's pretty dumb.
2) I guess that those are Sirius and Remus in the background on the left, but you are welcome to assume they are actually Dani Filth and Rick Astley, as that's who they look like.
3) In the original sketch I made, Harry's penis was hanging out from under his loincloth.
4) Things that I wanted to include but was forced to reject on grounds of space: Neville punching Voldemort in the face; McGonagall in a chainmail bikini; Luna piloting a UFO; Draco in a chainmail bikini.
5) I basically nicked most of the poses, etc here from various images I found online. Srsly, not my own work. Plus it's too yellow.
6) As I'm currently pretending to be an artist: acrylic on paper.
Moar soon!