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[fenrirsm]

Ifyou read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even ifwe don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UPAND FICTIONAL memory of you and me

Comments

[arabiandream17]

you strangled my pet pig norman, i still to this day hate you for it.

[shnobes]

We conquered the lands of Vana'diel together, on the side of the beastman. We've rode chocobos into battle together and came out victorious, in our feline forms of great magery.

[makaiton]

We witnessed my lover marry another man and I tried to destroy the world in my grief. We fought almost to the death, I bled, you cried, and we wounded the moon.

[fenrirsm]

You know, if you read the instructions, it's supposed to be stuff that DIDN'T happen.

Jackass.

[pikelbold]

Long ago an epic battle occured, A crazy dwarf fought a ginat beast allong with two other monsters, One monster went into a cocoon, then the dwarf decided to jump on it and keep it in there....and the other little monster got on top of the dwarf. Little was heard from the monster inside...so the dwarf and other monster got off....Then the monster inside burst forth with a rage and terrifying evil that had yet been seen on this world and tried to destroy the dwarf....But his little feet ran swiftly and another monster grabed the enraged monster and held him at bay till his rage subsided....and the world was better.

[toranekochan]

So, there was that one time when this guy decided that he wanted to hit me, and you decided that you had to kill him for it. And I asked you why, and you were all like "because you're mine." And then we had hot, sweaty dominance sex next to the dead body.