You are teh crazy. for being a Tobias-stalker. And it is very sad how I only recognize one picture in this post. Except that...y'know animorphs. *snortgiggle* Convert me. I dare you.
He is so angsty and trapped and orphaned and has a noble lineage and is so saaaad and wonderful and he was a nerd who got bullied and his aunt and uncle didn't even notice he was gone and he sacrificed himself for the Cause and then the Ellimist COULD NOT DENY the Tobias love, so gave him back his body and OMG he loves Rachel and she has a sekrit hawk boyfriend and they can have hot sex in her room while he's wearing his hot morphing leotard and they have to be quiet so that her mother and sister don't hear and she has Issues and so does Tobias and and and and he should get what he wants just this one time just this once so he and Rachel are TOGETHER AND HAPPY THE END.
OMG TOBIAS. I THINK I MAY HAVE FANDOM TOURETTES. Just randomly in the middle of normal silences or conversation I'm like OMG TOBIAS! SEX ME UP WITH YOUR HAWK ANGST or I LOVE METHOS! BLUE-FACED LOVE GOD AHOY or WUFEI! 'FEI-BABE, I'LL BE YOUR COLONY NOW! and so on. It's really a problem.
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He is so angsty and trapped and orphaned and has a noble lineage and is so saaaad and wonderful and he was a nerd who got bullied and his aunt and uncle didn't even notice he was gone and he sacrificed himself for the Cause and then the Ellimist COULD NOT DENY the Tobias love, so gave him back his body and OMG he loves Rachel and she has a sekrit hawk boyfriend and they can have hot sex in her room while he's wearing his hot morphing leotard and they have to be quiet so that her mother and sister don't hear and she has Issues and so does Tobias and and and and he should get what he wants just this one time just this once so he and Rachel are TOGETHER AND HAPPY THE END.
OMG TOBIAS. I THINK I MAY HAVE FANDOM TOURETTES. Just randomly in the middle of normal silences or conversation I'm like OMG TOBIAS! SEX ME UP WITH YOUR HAWK ANGST or I LOVE METHOS! BLUE-FACED LOVE GOD AHOY or WUFEI! 'FEI-BABE, I'LL BE YOUR COLONY NOW! and so on. It's really a problem.
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