Bleach IchiRenji Crackfic, An Almost Booty Call 1/1

[femmephantom]

Title: An Almost Booty Call
Chapter: 1/1
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing/Characters Used: Ichigo/Renji. *see summary for more.
Spoilers: Nada.
Genre: Humor.
Rating: PG-17 for some bad words and choice phrases.
Word Count: 629
Disclaimer: If yourecognize it, it ain't mine.
Summary: This is a crack!fic parody written for the lovely trito_chan. She was(is?)

Comments

[drmsr]

O_O omg I've been scared for life Dx lol jk ah ha ha IchiRenji just screams crack XD lol great one-shot two thumbs-up v^____^v

By the way remember the lyrics we were going threw yesterday ^-^ my friend I forgot to look at the Perfect Drug lyrics O_O I forgot the "Perfect Drug" Dx I suck!!!!!!!
"I come along but I don't know where you're taking me
I shouldn't go but you're wrenching dragging shaking me
turn off the sun pull the stars from the sky
the more I give to you the more I die"

"you make me hard when i'm all soft inside
I see the truth when i'm all stupid-eyed
the arrow goes straight through my heart
without you everything just falls apart"

"my blood just wants to say hello to you
my fear is warm to get inside of you
my soul is so afraid to realize
how every little bit is left of me

take me with you
without you everything just falls apart
it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces"

So which one should I pick a or should I like find away to use all off them ah Dx darn Trent why do you come up with such beautiful lyrics T.T

[femmephantom]

I was wondering what you would think of this fic. But I'm glad it made you laugh. :D

As for the lyrics, I like this from Perfect Drug:

my blood just wants to say hello to you
my fear is warm to get inside of you

I think that Sin is a definite, and Only is a maybe. But if there's a super-fantastic-way to combine all three, then go for it.

[drmsr]

yay thankies XD I'll see how I can use that and
my soul is so afraid to realize
how every little bit is left of me
take me with you
without you everything just falls apart
to go with Sin and for the Only lyrics I'm putting that in my User info banner ^_________^v ~chuu~

[femmephantom]

Is there a reason you sounded like Jeep at the end?

[trito_chan]

Waaaahhh!
A fic! For me! A Renji/Ichi crack fic! For me! XD I love you so, it made me laugh.

Renji is just so naughty...XD
Hmm...but seeing both Ichigo and Renji are stubborn and fiery I do wonder who would get to be on top...*muses away*

XD

[femmephantom]

Of course a fic for you. You make me awesome icons, I write you crack!fics. Besides, this gave me an excuse to actually sit down and write the damned thing. :D

But I'm very happy that it made you laugh, and I hope that some of your "funk" has passed.

Renji is indeed a naughty boy. But that's just one of the things we love about him.

Hmm...but seeing both Ichigo and Renji are stubborn and fiery I do wonder who would get to be on top

That was my point!! (exclamations not anger, just glad that someone else sees things my way) I was actually talking to Krystal about this months ago, and we both agreed that they could never have a relationship becuase they'd be so busy trying to "out-macho" each other. It's ridiculous.