HP Fic: "Those Weasley Boys and Their Porn" - NC17

[femmenerd]

Um, so I'm up to my ears in work, staring at a document I'm revising and the next thing I know there's 1200 words of Ron and Harry tag-team wanking. *hands* (Unbetaed, so it surely has some American spelling in it.)

Title: “Those Weasley Boys and Their Porn”
Author: me.
Rating: NC17
Characters/Pairing: Uh, Ron/Harry/Porn? Allusions to canon

Comments

[onelittlesleep]

Oh no, Lucia! I don't usually go "THIS PART," and cut-paste the good porny bits in feedback, but uhhh

THIS PART:

“The best part though,” Ron said, answering Harry's prayers, “is the noises they make when they...you know. Moaning and squishing up their faces like they want it. Like they really, really want dick. Like they want it like we...” And then Ron was making sounds. Not too loud. Just one long groan.

YES, they really REALLY DO. (Girls, wanting it as MUCH). SIGH. For some reason, that was both really hot and also really...POSITIVE. I don't know! But it's nice to think of a younger man thinking of girls like that not as SLUTTY, but as having a familiar kind of hunger that is amazing and wonder-causing. SIGH. Young Ron is so cute.

[femmenerd]

Haha! I guess I can't help it--trying to REDEEM MEN in my fanfiction! Or...something.

Young!Ron is SO CUTE. omg, yes.

[dancetomato]

I was just sitting here feeling kind of blah and wanting to read some fic but not really feeling like reading something long but didn't have anything fitting the bill and I refreshed my flist in a reflex action and BEHOLD! A tasty tidbit of mutual wanking that actually reads like teenaged boys are doing it and just the right length --a light meal of Harry/Ron for a Saturday night. *gives you a cookie*

[femmenerd]

Well! I'm glad to oblige. I don't know what came over me, considering I've been too stressy/busy to write fic in like a month and a half. Oh well. I suppose I ALWAYS like the idea of Harry and Ron wanking together. Hmmm.

Hey, do you think this is slashy enough for a Harry/Ron comm? I mean, it's more like canon...but pervier, maybe.

[pocketfullof]

Harry and Ron and porn and wanking = best thing ever!

[femmenerd]

*nods* It's hard to go wrong with that combo. But thank you!

[dualbunny]

::cheers on your naughty fingers::

Uhm... ;}

[femmenerd]

Hee! Thanks. God, nothing like deadlines to make me procrastinate, really.

[maple_mahogany]

[femmenerd]

Thank you so much! And I'm glad that all three of those ships came through, esp the R/Hr because in an odd way it's hard to tell which is more OBVIOUS here, the Ron/Harry or the Harry/Ginny. :P