RPF Ficlet: "Good Morning" - Rupert Grint/f - Rated NC17

[femmenerd]

WELL, I suppose this was inevitable. *g*

Title: Good Morning
Author: femmenerd
Pairing: Rupert Grint/f, inspired by [this rumour].
Rating: Adult.
Disclaimer: FICTION.
Summary: She is no longer impressed with the condition of being famous. He behaves as though he doesn’t know that he is.
Author's Note: Unbetaed, as I don't know that there's

Comments

[untitleddemo]

Oh baby, you could write Miss Piggy/Kermit and still make it feel real and lovely and sentimental. Um. I don't mean that I'm equating this pairing to Muppets. I'm just saying that it doesn't matter to me if I've even heard of the people that you're writing because you always do such a gorgeous job of calling me into your words and making them stick as pretty images in my head.

You are amazing. And this is such an honest piece of work. Very nice.

Note: I find it amusing that you posted this at 2:30 in the morning. Silly girl. <333

[femmenerd]

I feel positive that there *is* Muppets fic out there. And you are adorable. I draw hearts all over you.

[Why is it weird that I posted this at 2:30 in the morning? I'm ALWAYS awake at 2 AM, you know that.]

[untitleddemo]

I just wrote out why it's funny to me but it involved phone conversations that we've had that I don't feel like sharing with LJ right now.

ANYWAY. I ♥ you too and I'm going to bed (I know, GASP!) and I'll give you a call tomorrow. <333

[zelost_mind]

I found that very lovely. The perfect over-breakfast read, thank you. :)

[femmenerd]

Thank you and you're welcome! Also, hey, you're British--did I fuck it up any?

[zelost_mind]

-did I fuck it up any?

Certainly not. ♥

[beckaandzac]

I felt so dirty clicking something about Rupert Grint, but that was so lovely and sweet I can't help feeling... less dirty.

[femmenerd]

Hee. Thank you and um, sorry for corrupting you?

So, coffee tomorrow afternoon?

[beckaandzac]

You are hardly the only corrupting influence in my life, so I wouldn't be too concerned.

Absolutely. I have these weird, uncertain morning plans, but I'm sure they'll be over by, say, 2. Email me a preferred time and place, and as long as it's near the el, I won't get lost (probably).

[cynthia_arrow]

This was so lovely. I'm always amazed by how restrained and real but somehow still lyrical your writing is. It's a balance I can never manage in my own prose. I love having this outsider's view of Rupert, and yet learning interesting things about this anonymous woman, too. Thanks for sharing this. :)

[femmenerd]

Thank you! "Restrained" - I like that. And yeah, it ended up a bit more about the OFC than Rupert, eh? BTW, the "ofc" is actually sort of a real woman who Rupert was rumoured to be dating but as I've never seen her speak really I was vague-ish on that point in the header. I just took the kind of insulting press about her and tried to give it some dignity.

[mona1347]

Oh no you DID NOT. YES! YES, YOU TOTALLY DID.

*laughs and clutches* I fucking LOVE your crazy ass.

[femmenerd]

I did! There is no stopping me! And I've finally found a genre for which there is no LJ comm - HP HET RPF. Ahahahahaha.

P.S. Did you check out that article I linked to in the header? Totally grossed me out, so this is, in a strange way, a little tiny feminist art project. Hee!

[mona1347]

No, I didn't! But I just did now. I don't know of this Katie person at all but she has lovely hair.

Wanna know what grossed me out re: my just-barely-not-underage crush?
*cries and cries and cries*

Also, I have been stuck in the Biblical History virtual-section of wikipedia ALL DAY and I want the Witch of Endor to appear (in a feminist way) in an SPN fic or immortal Cain forever cursed to wander the earth or or how "Enoch walked with YHWH and then he was not, for YHWH took him" or...some shit like that.

[femmenerd]

Oh noes!

Damn it, Mona, I wish you were here and going to go watch the DanRad movie with me. *pouts*

Sometimes I wish your nerdy daydreams would just write and post themselves.