Comments | femmenerd: honey I was just a kid, bubble gum on my shoe

femmenerd

honey I was just a kid, bubble gum on my shoe

Mar 26, 2007 17:45

So, school starts again tomorrow, as does work in the media library. Class all day long. I am tired and somewhat out of it, yet oddly calm about the fact that I just *couldn't* make myself work on that one last paper from last quarter throughout all (10 days) of Spring Break. Now I have to do it while classes have already started. Thing is, I ( Read more... )

what femme did, were!sex, fic ideas, school stuff

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oxoniensis March 26 2007, 23:42:20 UTC

*looks at list*

Hmmm. Some serious ommissions there! Though 1, 2 and 6 make me happy just to think about. But still, not enough of a certain Mr. Padalecki's characters represented!

Boy!Faith just cracks me up for some reason. Which makes me think I ought to ponder and post on why we seem to happily go for genderswitch in one direction, but not so much the girls into boys.

femmenerd March 26 2007, 23:51:59 UTC

Oh yes! Rory/Dean. I'm still waiting for an actual *idea*.

And I think I was also going to try and write one Clark/Chloe fic so I could move on.

The boy!Faith idea came about while I was decidedly drunk and thought saying "Dean wants Faith's COCK IN HIS ASS SO BAD" was hilarious. In all honesty, I'm somewhat more inclined to do either pegging for them or genderswitch Dean into a girl. Like *actual* genderswitch not winsister.

I have read at least a couple girl-to-boy genderswitch fics though. The best one was a Spike/Buffy fic where FIRST there's f/f slash then reverse-het sex, then more femslash, all with the same pairing.

hebrew_hernia March 27 2007, 00:06:37 UTC

Uhh, dude. Get ready to see some more fangirling around here-- that would be me, fangirling you. But you didn't think there could be more? JUST WATCH ME. #2-#8 have my droolname written ALL OVER THEM. #9? Eh. I am not so much with the Welling love. He's a little too gorgeous, you know what I mean? I like my men approachable, at least to some degree. And Buffy? I never watched. But eee! Were!sex! You KNOW that I will be ALL over that. You put that in extra-tiny-small font in an attempt to diminish the fangirling attempt, and it is NOT WORKING ( ... )

femmenerd March 27 2007, 01:23:47 UTC

omg, you are ADORABLE. Especially that last bit with the "Why doesn't she recognize Sam? Because Sam isn't there. He's having were!sex."

Hahahaha.

I don't know though. Rory/cute!Dean is one of the only pairings I'm OTP about. Hmmmmmmm.

See, the Pretty of the Welling used to be too much for me, but now I am TOUGHER. Or whatever. :P

hebrew_hernia March 27 2007, 02:04:08 UTC

Well, it's just that you know if Sam were there Rory would be all "DEEN!" and then Dean would be all, "NO, THAT IS THE SAMMICH! I AM THE DEEN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!" But she'd still be all "DEEN!" and Sam would be like "*emo over were!Madison*" and NOBODY WOULD GET LAID.

You can just write cute!Dean off, like "he decided to go to college and not have a girlfriend so he can get straight A-pluses" or "he joined a monastery (for a week" or something. But if you cannot write it, I shall put the idea on the back burner and write it after I finally get laid and can write what I know.

And OMG, I'm really NOT on drugs. (But I was watching How Do I Look and some animal planet show and making fun of both with my mother just now. I may have an endorphin high from laughing. And by may, I mean probably do.)

femmenerd March 27 2007, 02:26:36 UTC

You continue to be ADORABLE!

Is that the reason you don't write porn? Because you're a virgin? I mean, I never even considered writing porn until er, well after I'd started having sex (WELL after) but it's not like I've done everything I ever write about or experienced every scenario, becuase well, then it would be AUTOBIOGRAPHY. Like, for example, I have never been a dude fucking another dude. :P

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Random Icon Commenting Night greedy_dancer March 27 2007, 00:09:13 UTC

oh look, its Hedwig! somehow i'm not surprised lol

this list looks promising. *licks lips* also, what's the point in being in an horror/fantastic/supernatural fandom if you can't have were!sex ?

(and is that Rory/Dean of Rory/Dean? i can't help but think Dean could have been the early Jess, in the economy of GG.)

Re: Random Icon Commenting Night femmenerd March 27 2007, 01:51:45 UTC

I have the original double-sided movie poster for Hedwig in my bathroom. Right there next to my Andy Warhal shower curtain. :P

See, yes, WERE!SEX. Gotta have it. It'll be vaguely like writing Buffy fic again or whatever. Besides THIS IS THE FANDOM OF NO SHAME.

Wait, do you mean Rory/Dean Winchester? You're the second person to say that. But I am *crazy* about my Rory/cute!Dean shipping so. Hmmmm.

berrylicious877 March 27 2007, 00:22:32 UTC

The L Word was pretty awesome last night. I can't believe I have to wait like a YEAR to find out what happens next. Damn you, L Word and your cliffhangers!

femmenerd March 27 2007, 02:14:16 UTC

Cool! I'm gonna watch it tonight. That is if I don't end up just doing homework and or obsessing about WERE!SEX. :p

berrylicious877 March 28 2007, 14:33:08 UTC

What did you think?

femmenerd March 28 2007, 21:21:55 UTC

Well, being a Shane fangirl, I'm kind of trying to parcel out the whole cutting of the sex scene in with the 50's heteronormative drag fantasy family life stuff. It's interesting because up until now I think they've done an interesting job of depicting Shane as more androgynous than boybutch. I actually babble/meta-ed about that once upon a time.

And um, what else happened? Oh yes, Jenny's feeling remorse for being a raging asshole, Alice's soldier girlfriend went to war and Helena's fed up with being a kept woman (Helena is a very confusing character to me).

I'm kind of ambivalent about the L Word in general. Like, I can't stop watching it but it makes me roll my eyes relatively often. Of course, if I was expecting it to somehow be representative of ALL queer female experience then it would be different--but that's not possible. It's a soap about fashion dykes in LA.

regala_electra March 27 2007, 00:22:59 UTC

I agree with everyone who has commissioned your upcoming fic. Meanwhile, I stayed up waaaay too late last night writing Dean/Girl from Ipanema porn, where they get totally stoned and have sex on Miami beach.

My dreams that night? Were about me driving around in an Oldsmobile with Sam, sucking on his hand (what? why? I'm not even a Sammy!girl!) at one moment just to hear the noise he makes. Oh, and then I blew him off because you had posted Dean/OFC fic. What. This is my brain. I fear it sometimes.

femmenerd March 27 2007, 02:16:46 UTC

omg, weird dreams are just RAMPANT lately, huh?

Dude, people putting Sam's hands in their mouths is my FAVORITE. There is no where near enough fellating of Sam Winchester's fingers going on in this fandom. In fact, I'm not sure if I've seen it except in my own fic.

then I blew him off because you had posted Dean/OFC fic.

Hee! That's very weird, but also very flattering. :)

regala_electra March 27 2007, 02:25:16 UTC

I'm still kind of irritated at my dreamself for ditching Sam. It's almost as bad as when I woke up right before Dean started taking off my shirt at a movie theater. My dreams are apparently censored.

Ngggh, Sam's hands are...tasty. Hands in general, especially strong hands and, was I saying something? I think I was saying something but I'm really distracted.

femmenerd March 27 2007, 02:42:44 UTC

I have actually never had a sex dream about Sam...except when I dreamt that I WAS girl!Sam and then I bodyswitched with Dean and we had sex. o.O.