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[felisblanco]

Just found quite a few LJ comments in my spam folder. Why these, gmail? They from the same source as the ones you let through, you stupid thing. Anyway, yes. I don't check my spam folder often so I hope I didn't miss something urgent that, by not answering, made me look rude

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[linnet_melody]

You should tell this one, but only when you're drunk.

"Ask me if I'm a snowman."
"Are you a snowman?"
"...Nope."

[felisblanco]

*grins*

That one sounds pretty much like every joke my five year old tells. Except he probably would have answered "No, but I have a parrot in my pants!" And then fallen off the chair laughing.

[1more_sickpuppy]

Sorry... Never heard anyhthing resembling that joke.
Is it possible that it's not funny when it's translated because it was some kind of word play? Maybe it's Google-able??

[felisblanco]

No because I remembered in in Swedish and it was still not funny. But I think I might have been using the wrong vegetable. *points to comment below* That does make it a little bit funnier. Not much but a little. lol

[1more_sickpuppy]

Oh, hey! I think I get it now! haha. Still, probably more funny for the younger ones. :D

[sprotte]

I know one of these jokes (in German):
First day
Rabbit: Do you have spinach cake?
Baker: No.
Second day
Rabbit: Do you have spinach cake?
Baker: No.
Third day
Rabbit: Do you have spinach cake?
Baker: No.
Next day
Rabbit: Do you have spinach cake?
Baker: Yes. Very special offer...!
Rabbit: Yuck! How disgusting!

In German they use to pronounce "Hast Du..." (Do you have...) in something like baby talk: "Haddu..." (which makes it even more funny :))

[felisblanco]

That's it!

Ah, I think that might have been my problem, wrong vegetable! Considering carrot cake is actually quite delicious. lol And yes, in my version the rabbit talks with a lisp since it is, you know, a rabbit. lol

[emac66]

nope....never heard of that one. Like you, I', terrible at remembering jokes.
Here's a site for you if you want for jokes for your kids. I've had to use it for my own daughter a time or 2.
http://www.ahajokes.com/kids_jokes.html

[midnite_marion]

I have a joke that might be appropriate for little ones:

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven ate nine.

*g* (math teacher here)