027// i am not the reason you are not david bowie

[felinemystique]

So--no more car when I step outside. Good enough--I was more than ready for that to be over. But just so I wouldn't forget how ridiculous my life has become, a few minutes later a giant acorn smashed into the ground

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[distant_dragon]

...leather pants??

[child_proteus]

excuses, excuses.

[distant_dragon]

Look, she just talked me into at least being open to the prospect.

Pleased now?

[child_proteus]

The lady makes a convincing argument, to be honest.

Pleased as punch.

Admit it, you're pleased too.

[distant_dragon]

She often does, doesn't she?

...okay yes I am now hush

[child_proteus]

Much to are collective chagrin. Or delight. Or both.

Why would I hush when you've just admitted defeat?

[distant_dragon]

I move 'both'.

Because I said so.

[child_proteus]

Motion granted.

Oh yeah, cause we both know how well that argument works in a debate.

[felinemystique]

You wouldn't be wearing them for their practical aspects. Take the person on the top of your list and picture them in leather pants.

Then picture them looking at you the way you just looked at them.

[distant_dragon]

.....

...okay. I believe you have convinced me to at least try this.

[felinemystique]

Good.

Still need me to get a pair in solidarity?

[distant_dragon]

To quote Want, 'duh'.

[felinemystique]

Deal. You wake up in a pair of leather pants, and I'll ask Iris to make me some too.

[child_proteus]

I like our circle of friends.

[felinemystique]

We're colorful, as Ran would say.