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[felinemystique]

Anybody know if the Wilderness still has all those pools? I only got to go once with Kazahana, and I want to go again before it changes

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[elegantromantic]

Oh little maggot, I found in my hair,
What, by the stars, where you doing there?
My hair is pristine, perfect and neat,
Far too good for maggoty feet.
I hate the way you look and I hate the way you squirm,
You loathsome, icky, white little worm.
If I find any more of you near my beautiful head,
I swear to the gods, I will squish you all dead.

It was horrible goddess!

Oh, oh~! &hearts But all this poetry IS inspiring!

oh, IRIS XDDD

[felinemystique]

That sounds...pretty bad, Iris. Any idea how it got there?

I'm afraid Crow still isn't up to poetry, so Iris had to step up!

[elegantromantic]

Oh goddess, it was terrible! It was absolutely the most distressing thing ever!

I haven't any idea, I wish I did.

and step up he did! XDD

[felinemystique]

I don't blame you. That would throw me off balance myself.

But at least you channeled it into some excellent poetry.

[child_proteus]

There once was a Bastet.
Whose wicked ways were decidedly set.
Those bright golden eyes,
Those lips and those thighs,
Oh my, am I going het?

[distant_dragon]

Damn!

I give up in my attempts to write something suitably inappropriate. You win.

[child_proteus]

What can I say, a king can do nothing but adore his queen.

[distant_dragon]

That sounds like more than suitable adoration for any self-respecting monarch, right there.

[child_proteus]

There once was a boy named Drake,
To which the fairer sex did not take.
When Bastet shook her tits
It gave the boy fits
And quite certainly made his brain break.

[distant_dragon]

THANKS.

That's fantastic. Seriously.

[child_proteus]

You don't need to tell me that, dude. I'm here to impress the lady.

[distant_dragon]

You get extra points for impressing me too.

...just don't give her ideas.

[distant_dragon]

I am not good at this, but I try.

There once was a lady named Bastet
Who had it so therefore she flashed it
Her assets so strong
Even gay boys long
To get their hands on every facet

[child_proteus]

Touche.

[distant_dragon]

Coming up with rhymes for 'Bastet' is hard!

[felinemystique]

Hey, very little of my flashing is on purpose.

[nobodysheroine]

You have very colorful friends, Bastet.

[felinemystique]

I'm not sure I could stand to have any other kind.

[nobodysheroine]

That's as good an outlook on friendship as any. You seem like a motley bunch. In a good way.

[felinemystique]

We're a bunch of characters, I'll give you that. Differing degrees of shame, and volume and all that. It keeps things interesting.