044// dirrty [follow the bouncing balls remix]

[felinemystique]

I've never seen so many balls in my life. Every time you turn around, they're slapping someone in the face or bouncing off their ass.

It's very distracting.

Comments

[bloody_pens]

At least they aren't hairy, eh?

[felinemystique]

Hairy might have been pushing it.

[bloody_pens]

At least the little hairy balls were pleasant to hold and play with. Big red balls are a bit harder to get your hands around.

[felinemystique]

Almost impossible, for some of us. It makes them rather less appealing.

[stonyfaced]

You've got a way with words, haven't you?

[felinemystique]

I'm inspired, on occasion.

[stonyfaced]

And inspiration's not too hard to come by when things like this happen. Sounds like the making of an old fahioned folk song.

[felinemystique]

I bet more than one of us has forgotten a few songs on the very subject.

[scars_n_cards]

And they're huge, too.

[felinemystique]

They are rather swollen, aren't they? It's hard to look at anything else.

[scars_n_cards]

Then there's the color.

[felinemystique]

Don't forget the sound they make when they hit something.

[feathered_earth]

[IS DIRTY HUMOR A REQUIREMENT FOR MANAGING GUARDS OR SOMETHING BOSS.]

[felinemystique]

[IT CERTAINLY HELPS]

[spandexisyouth]

That is why you make it a game to avoid being hit!

[felinemystique]

Oh, I haven't been hit. But it's difficult not to notice all the activity around me.

[spandexisyouth]

Oh! Yes, it is. Perhaps people will learn agility from it though!

[felinemystique]

It doesn't look that way so far. It just seems to be making people paranoid.