Christmas. Let’s talk about it for a minute, shall we? Of course, you’ll be lucky if you ever read this. Once the Man gets wind of the truth about Christmas coming out, the men with their black helicopters will show up, shut down the website, and leave you mindless sheep to your aimless milling.

What’s that? I’m bitter? I don’t think so. I just ( Read more... )

I just ate the last Nilla Wafer. Somehow he tasted just a bit better than all of his brothers, which I had also eaten. I miss him. I never had the presence of mind to name him in life, but in death I shall call him Stu. Stu, Nilla Wafer of Nilla Wafers.

I remember the way you looked at me; all 3.75 grams of you. Such a cute little guy, with that ( Read more... )

geronimo

christmas season is almost here. hooray. can you feel the love? i sure can. i can also smell the chestnusts roasting on an open fire, jack frost nipping at my nose.

deep happy sigh. i love this season.

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I am a fermata. hold me.

halloween weekend and i have to write a paper... in chicago...

booo on you homework. boooo

I drew a unicorn today.

i'm in chicago again. whooo. i'll be here until sunday morning i think.