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[feelslikegaga]

[Ladies and gentlemen, when you glance towards your PCD's this fine afternoon, you'll see that resident diva Kurt Hummel looks... a little perturbed. It may or may not have anything to do with the fact that his hair's a little messed up, or the fact the room behind him looking like a whirlwind went off in it.]This might sound like... a weird

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[showchoirstar]

... what is that?

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[feelslikegaga]

I have no idea, but it almost reminds me of some... video game I've seen Finn play a few times back home.

[He will reach up over his shoulder and pluck the little thing - no longer than his forearms at the moment - off his back in order to hold her out for the camera.] I found her nestled in my McQueen Pashmina.

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[showchoirstar]

What's a --

[Rachel waves a hand. It doesn't matter.]

How do you know it's a girl?

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[feelslikegaga]

A type of scarf. Rachel, we really need to get you caught up on at least the basic fashion terms.

[It does so matter, Rachel Berry. FASHION ALWAYS MATTERS.]

I don't. I simply decided she is until she somehow proves otherwise.

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[hasacarebear]

Is that even remotely sanitary?

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[feelslikegaga]

[INSTANT BAD MOOD]

No more or less sanity than having a cat or any other small animal. And, honestly Jesse, I don't remember ever asking for your opinion.

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[hasacarebear]

[He casually ignores the insult]

Cats usually don't bite off fingers. But I suppose if you don't play any musical instrument you'll do fine without.

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[feelslikegaga]

I am extremely skilled at playing the piano, actually.

And while cats don't bite quite as much as... a bird, for example, they still chew. I find that no less barbaric and annoying than what this... [He flounders for a word for a moment before huffing slightly in annoyance.] -reptile is doing now.

[untamedantinous]

[He is attempting to do a decent job of hiding his amusement. It's not working, though, he's not quite smiling, but the laughter is evident enough.]

I would suggest checking the library. Perhaps it will have books on some of these creatures.

[feelslikegaga]

[He wrinkles his nose a bit at the mention of the library] I think I'll pass on the book side of things. The best thing about this place has been the overwhelming lack of school. Even a run-down, abandoned library would come too close for comfort.

[untamedantinous]

[He is valiantly attempting to hide a slight chuckle.]

I must agree. Though the library does have some interesting things in it, it is not where I would willingly spend most of my time. I have taken the opportunity to liberate the more interesting pieces of literature.

[feelslikegaga]

Your dedication to the literary arts amazes me.

[Deadpanned. Sarcastically, even. But then he pauses and chews on his bottom lip thoughtfully.]

Although... do you have any French literature? I'm getting kind of rusty, regrettably.

[He totally thinks he's being smooth, man. You know, bringing up the fact that he's pretty much fluent in French to a Frenchman.]

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[feel_nevermore]

[Raven chuckles softly and offers a small smirk.] Have you tried worms?

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[feelslikegaga]

[Raven, you have just earned yourself a look of pure HORROR.]

I am not going digging for worms!

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[feel_nevermore]

[She's not surprised, she often gets that kind of reactions from one of her teammates back home. A shrug.] Then find someone who'll dig them out for you. [Logic.]

Also I reckon any kind of raw meat would do.

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[feelslikegaga]

[He shivers, just at the thought.]

I think... I'll come up with something else. I refuse to have a can full of writhing... flesh on my nightstand.

[Although, at the addition, he allows a little smile to cross his face. One mostly of relief.] Glad to know most people are thinking the same thing.

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[feelslikegaga]

[IT IS SUPER COOL MAN. Although Kurt's already thinking of how to dress it up to make it less cool and more adorable. This is the same boy who ordered a Burberry cage cover for his bird, after all.]

Meat? I can see that... especially if it really is some cross between a dragon and a bird of prey.

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[feelslikegaga]

[Little scarves and a sweater and ribbons around that long tail and-]

That's one... eloquent way of putting it. [But he can't help the slightly amused look on his face]