[meme] Letter-A-Day

[feel_theburn]

(Hi, it is I. I've been absent from this land due to the move. I'm all settled in to my temporary living, and the net is up and running. Doesn't mean I'll be around, because my head still sucks and I have to find a dreaded job, but...yeah. Didn't really need all that intro. SO don't know where this came from, but I'm stealing it from horsewoman_lana. Letters and

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[finesse_bottom]

[ooc: I wasn't sure if she could write back or not...]

Dear Michael,

I'm doing alright. I think I'm going through a loss, because everyone looks at me funny. I don't suppose you can tell me if I've always been sixty years old, can you?

Love,
Anya

[feel_theburn]

(Yeah most of them are going to be locked, but he'll reply to this one for the meta.)

Anya,

...No. You haven't always been sixty. You're really sixty now?

Michael

YST

[likedollclothes]

Dear Mikey,

I'll have you know that I would be more than happy to stow the beer bottles away in say, a recycling bin, but you seem to lack one of those at the moment. What is it, exactly, that you have against Mother Nature anyway. Never mind the fact that it was like I was leaving beer cans in there -- microwaving glass never hurt anybody.

Also, I'll have you know that that new girlfriend of yours is not a lightweight when it comes to the sauce. She can put 'em away with the best of us. So maybe you should be asking her what she's been doing in the loft behind your back.

Sincerely,
Sam

[feel_theburn]

So use a trash bag. It's really not very hard.

...She's not my girlfriend. She's a client. She just happens to live with me. And...do I really want to know?

[likedollclothes]

Trash bags -- another waste of nature's great resources. Plus, they choke baby seals.

Right. Sure she's not.

[feel_theburn]

I'm sure if you recycle with a plastic bag, they will recycle the bag as well.

What makes you think she is?