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[fedoralover]

Monsieur Envy had requested a drabble/ficlet. Well here it is.

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: G ooc: I guess... Never was good with ratings.
What: Envy killing his father
Words: 200

Comments

[droplikitzhot]

more blood next time.

[slobberymongrel]

If your icon is very true to life, I should rather think that would be a rather pressing concern.

What are you, mate? All due respect, of course. I have nothing but the utmost love for all the creatures on merlin's green earth, etc etc.

Except for orangutans.

..Fucking wankers.

[droplikitzhot]

we don't have dentists where i spend most of my time. i have a toothbrush though. somewhere.

me? shinigami. death god. definitely not an orangutan.

isn't sirius the name of a star somewhere?

[slobberymongrel]

What the fuck is a dentist?? Though its of course terribly good to hear you have a toothbrush somewhere. I imagine brushing takes quite a, er, bit of time.

Another one? Cor, you look different from the others, but. They look more.. human, I suppose? One of them is a midget who can crap icicles or something, if Im not mistaken, but thats about as interesting as it gets. You're more what I expected for a Death God.

Yessir. Sirius is a part of canis major, the brightest star in the bunch. It also happens to be my name. My family was a bit odd about names, stars, planets, that sort of shit. I can tell you though, if I ever manage to produce any beastly little hellspawn, Im sure as fuck not naming the poor sprog Borealis or something.

What do they call you??

[droplikitzhot]

eh? they're teeth people. they specialise in...teeth things. i don't brush a lot so i don't remember how long it takes.

oh. are you talking about the ones named after that human cleaner stuff? i don't know if they're real shinigami. they say they are but...

heh. borealis.

ryuk. or ryuku, if you're japanese. i don't think you are though.

[fedoralover]

Caramel? That's interesting.

[slobberymongrel]

Adding caramel to almost any situation indeed is rather interesting. Har har!

[fedoralover]

Yes, they're quite delicious with honey.

[droplikitzhot]

have you tried it? does it matter what kind of honey you get?

[fedoralover]

Yes, I have. And, no, it doesn't matter, any kind of honey is good. Cinnamon on top is also good.

[droplikitzhot]

...cinnamon? with apples?

that sounds weird.

[fedoralover]

No, it actually is a quite common combination. Apples with honey and cinnamon. Or just cinnamon.

[droplikitzhot]

cinnamon looks like dirt.

[fedoralover]

Tastes good though.

[droplikitzhot]

maybe if you mix sugar into it.