1st Report [Voice]

[feathersncoffee]

[Sounds of footfalls, followed by a calm voice in Japanese]

"Use this"? Alright, I'll bite. Streetsigns in English and... Greek? Heh, haven't seen that in awhile.

[Clears throat, then in English]

Anyone out there in radioland? I just flew into the  Apocalypse and- okay not gonna finish THAT one. Either way, anyone mind slapping down some exposition

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[whatthefactor]

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{Voice} HE'S ONTO YOU. :|

[whatthefactor]

They disappeared sometime after getting zetta crunched and waking up here. They were in my pants pocket.

{Voice} Oh is he now~

[feathersncoffee]

Well, those pants were/are in high fashion at the time/ right now... Maybe someone took them while trying for your pants?

I could have SWORN I saw them in a shop window...

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[whatthefactor]

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[whatthefactor]

I KNEW IT.

Took them when they fucking looted my pants. Also took my hat, coat, and bandana. I am too damn stylish 4 my own zetta good.

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[feathersncoffee]

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Well it IS a very nice hat. I can't saw I blame them. Kids these days...

{Voice}

[whatthefactor]

Oh it is. Too zetta bad for them I got it back.

{Voice}

[feathersncoffee]

You so sure?

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[whatthefactor]

Of course, belongings and shit zetta fell from the sky over the summer, scientists' way of trying to get us to 4get about promises they made and had no intentions of keeping.

{Voice}

[feathersncoffee]

...intresting. Did anyone get cracked in the head?

{Voice}

[whatthefactor]

[have some chuckling at the thought of someone be conked on the head by his math book.]

Surprisingly, no. Not that I know of, anyway.