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[feathered_earth]

It's obvious all the notes stuck around this place are fake and probably from the same source that messes around with our clothes and age, but I just want to let everyone know that we do not threaten our customers with torture at the Weapons Tree.

And no, we don't actually torture them either.

Even if you're late on your payments.

- Cara

Comments

[imthefavorite]

Speak for yourself.

[feathered_earth]

Oh, so you're the fiery-tempered girl they're talking about? I should have known!

[imthefavorite]

[Handwriting shifts into girlie cursive]

Oh but of course!

ttly visible

[feathered_earth]

How shocking! I would have never expected you to have a secret like that.

But you do look nice in a dress...

[forgotmyforge]

I've never threatened anyone at work, I promise.

[feathered_earth]

As long as it's not at work, it's fine!

[forgotmyforge]

And it's not like I make a habit out of it. Really.

[feathered_earth]

Exactly! It's only in moderation.

[grab_my_bells]

But what if we like a little torture?

[feathered_earth]

Then that's tough luck for you.

[grab_my_bells]

So cruel, Krile~

[feathered_earth]

It's cruel to be nice to your customers?

[desertshadows]

That'd be pretty counter-productive, after all.

[feathered_earth]

It's just bad business practice to terrify your customers.

[desertshadows]

That's what I thought.

I don't know how anyone would believe that of you, in any case.

[feathered_earth]

Maybe they could if they had a bump on the head, but if they did it wouldn't be from me.

[spandexisyouth]

The people working with you have always been friendly to me.

[feathered_earth]

I'm glad to hear it! I'd hate to think my employees would be so mean.

[spandexisyouth]

I understand! It reflects on you as you are the boss, too.

[feathered_earth]

I haven't heard any complaints about my employees, so I think that reflection is still good.