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[feathered_earth]

Hey, if any of these things manages to eat someone--don't panic. They can't actually swallow you and it isn't too difficult to push the teeth aside

Comments

[unevoked]

Wait, you got eaten?

[feathered_earth]

I'd have some trouble writing this if that happened.

He did try though, yeah.

[unevoked]

S'what I meant.

Still, kinda dumb if they attack and can't do damage. You'd think they'd just run away.

[feathered_earth]

Yeah, it's just a hassle more than anything else. Better a hassle than actual danger, though.

[magic_geometry]

Does the dragon like cookies?

[feathered_earth]

I doubt it.

[magic_geometry]

Pity

[feathered_earth]

I don't think they'd be much use anyway. He doesn't have a throat or anything.

[stonyfaced]

You met one of them too? The poor devils can't even breathe fire. I have a feeling they're man-made.

[feathered_earth]

Yeah... he's kind of cute, really. And if they are, it'd explain a whole lot.

[stonyfaced]

Well, they've got to be. They can't eat anything, they can't protect themselves, and if you knife 'em they'll probably pop in one go. They couldn't possibly exist in the wild.

[feathered_earth]

But they still seem to be attacking people on sight. That's... cruel of the Sphere to make them like that.

[redrobinhood]

Yeah I give up. It kinda feels like a massage when the rubber teeth bite the right way.

[feathered_earth]

It didn't feel so much like a massage to me, but I'm glad it's not something to really worry about.