[BLOG] SHEEP OF AMERICA, GIVE ME YOUR LUNGS!

[fearthekelpie]

That has to be one of the shitest Burn's Nights I have ever had last night.

All because I couldn't get a proper haggis and that vegetarian bullshit is definitely not haggis no matter what they say or even make one.

How the fuck is sheep lungs not meat? What bloody eejit of America decided that one? YOU CAN'T EVEN IMPORT IT FROM HOME BECAUSE IT

Comments

[ponies_omg]

OMG that's so weird! I don't even have like, too much trouble finding calf brain.

[remylee]

Really? That is weird. You'd think lungs would be easier to get than brains.

[fearthekelpie]

What do you make with the calf brain...out of curiosity?

[4leaf_charmed]

... Fer twelve?

Jaysus Beth what the hell were ye on?

[fearthekelpie]

I wasn't on anything Conner! I just had a lot of steak meat that wouldn't last much longer even if I stuck it back in the freezer and I couldn't be arsed making a stew as well as a pie.

Do you want some or not?! It's not that hard a fucking question!

[4leaf_charmed]

Aye, 'll have some. Daen't git yer knickers in a twist, jeez.

[remylee]

Burn Night sounds like a fully epic tradition. Do you actually get to set things on fire, or is it just an expression?

[fearthekelpie]

No, it's a celebration of the life of the poet Robert Burns rather than anything like that.

Connie says you're our new little sister, welcome to the family I suppose and do you want some steak pie?.

[remylee]

That's equally epic; guy was Primo.

Yep, that's me. And thanks! steak pie sounds worth experiencing.

Bustin' your bonding tiemz

[4leaf_charmed]

Damn it Beth! I told ye to stop callin' me that!