God I'm Dumb

[fearmycorbomite]

So today in Environmental Science class I decided it would be a great idea to see if I could crush a Smartie, using my face.
So...I slammed my face down onto the desk.
The experiment was unsuccessful.
Well, not entirely.
I did manage to break off a chunk of it.
So, my head has been in a world of hurt since that period.
I think I bruised my brain...and

Comments

[illogical_me]

LOL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BB.

WHY.

[fearmycorbomite]

I DUNNO.
SEEMED LOGICAL AT THE TIME.

[illogical_me]

JUST LIKE YOUR ICON RITE?

[fearmycorbomite]

YES. THE ICON IS ALWAYS LOGICAL.

[eddiesteddy4711]

Kilts are the best.

[fearmycorbomite]

Aren't they?
They're so sexy. :)

[eddiesteddy4711]

They seriously are.

Note to self: Find way to work kilt into novel.

[fearmycorbomite]

Hmmm, now you have me thinking how I could fit them into my novel. xD

[loezzy]

''You can not crush these with your face.''
That had me lolling. XD

Look luck with that homework bb!

[fearmycorbomite]

xD
THANKS BB.

TRY NOT TO CRUSH SMARTIES WITH THE FACE!

[fearmycorbomite]

xD
It just seemed so logical and necessary.
And I had my friend next to me, and I'm always at least ten times dumber around her. ><
All we do in that class is talk about porn and hit each other when the teacher turns away.

Anyway...yeah I've tried the can bit.
Did not turn out well either.

[commanderkari]

LM AO.

I'm sorry, but you are BRILLIANT, bb. XD

[fearmycorbomite]

xD
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I wish there could have been a video.
I was going all Jackie Chan on it...

[commanderkari]

The idea of you just faceplanting the desk was almost too much to handle. XD
I wish there'd been a video as well. XD

[fearmycorbomite]

xD
I had the most serious expression too.
I was so determined.