Can you do Julius Caesar too?

[fbajet]

Having ridden the subway (solo) since I was ten or eleven years old, by now I'm used to encountering crazies underground.  There's the crazy child who will not stop screeching, come hell or high water.  There's the crazy preacher man who exhorts sleepy passengers to repent their godless ways and seek salvation.  Then there's the dreaded pervert

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[aurillia]

Oh I like that! I wouldn't have moved either. I wish I could repeat Shakespeare too, but sadly I can't even remember lyrics to songs that I love, let alone monologues in archaic English!

Okay my craziest is probably the woman at the airport waiting lounge (forget which country but I think somewhere in Australia) who kept wandering around singing the song "Every sperm is sacred" from Montty Python's The Meaning of Life. Sad thing is, it's a catchy song and I kept wanting to sing along!

[fbajet]

Ahaha, priceless. You should've sung along just for that song! :)

[fbajet]

I agree. Children can provide that kick too, though. My sis told me that once a panhandler was passing a mom and her daughter, and the man was not even out of earshot when the little girl goes, "What about you Ma?? Aren't you gonna give something?" Needless to say, the mom was not pleased.