Here's how to measure weirderons:
Zero Fay: Not weird at all. (Negative Fays would be measuring Normalons and be in units of X number of Dursleys.)
10 Fays: Mildly unusual.
20 Fays: Noticeably unusual.
30 Fays: A funny misread or misheard word.
50 Fays: Gets a chuckle from some, looks of fear from others.
100 Fays: Extreme silliness and
(
Read more... )