LazyTown's inherent kinkiness

[fayanora]

I posted this story the other day. One person, gypsychick23, replied to it, saying the following:

since i'm being a nanny i have to sit through hours of lazytown lately. i'm just gonna put this out there....sportacus...is a pedo lmao. ( link)

My reply to this comment was so hilarious to me that I decided I had to repost it in its own post. So here it is:

Comments

[unre_lia_ble]

I don't know all the background of LazyTown, I haven't even seen it, but let's see what we appear to have here.

- One of Stephanie's parents is a puppet.
- Puppets don't age.
- Sportacus is a pedo and in the past left LazyTown for some reason.

So I suspect Stephanie's mother is her child-shaped-puppet-parent, and her father is... Sportacus!

[fayanora]

Well, we never actually see her parents or hear any info about them... just "she moved to LazyTown and lives with her uncle, Mayor Meanswell." Who is a puppet. So it's only implied that one of her parents is a puppet, and only if you think about it logically.

Oh, so by your theory, Sportacus is hot for his own daughter! YAY TEAM INCEST! :-)

I wonder if that means Stephanie will never age? LOL!

[gypsychick23]

omg fuckin hilarious you guys! seriously sportacus needs to check him self. but...i have been reading some sportacus and stephanie fanfiction lately so does that make me a perv too?

and lmfao team incest...even better haha.

and also, lazytown's songs are damn catchy! i knew this show must of been from another country cuz they wouldn't put techno sounding music in an american children's show.

p.s.; i hope you write more fiction it was really good!

[fayanora]

The wonderful thing about pervs
Is pervs are wonderful things,
Their Tops will whip them with rubber,
Their bottoms are tied up with string;
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about pervs
Is I'm not the only one!