oscars... well, duh

[faux_teak]

And the faux_teak Oscars go to:

Best Dressed:
Cate Blanchett

Comments

[aflockofmollies]

wow. i really missed that last one, and i'm glad you made sure i saw it. those are the most disgustingly-encased breasts ever.

[theswirtproject]

agreed, I also did not see that last dress, and I'm sort of glad that I missed it.

and I would just like to add:

although I thought J Lo's dress was pretty, the big diamonds being a little bit out of place on a billowy dress like that. also, it was not flattering for her at all when she moved. Granted, she could have looked much much worse, but the empire waist was doing NOTHING for her. she sort of looked like she was 1) pregnant and 2) somebody's granny in a night dress.

also, I think I would have liked Kirstin Dunst's dress better if a) the boob area fit her like, at all, and b) there was not a collar on it. but the color was nice. and I could sort of see where she was going with it.

[theswirtproject]

I win for poorest grammar in a livejournal response.

[aaaaaames]

I will do a full response w/ pictures later today, probably, but for now I just want to say that I am blind after viewing those old actress nips.