nice work! I didn't catch the red carpet, so the only dresses I saw were the ones during the show.
my one comment: Renee Zelleweger is looking even worse than expected. Her face has swollen to new proportions, and you can totally see all the stress wrinkles in her face from having an eating disorder. also, I agree the dress was fuggles.
as usual I agree with 99.9999% of what you said. my comments on your comments:
1.) I also loved Naomi Watt's dress BUT i thought she needed to give it one more good hike up before being photographed/going on stage. it was about 2 inches too low for me, and it looked like her boobies were sagging a little.
2.) Gillian Anderson looked hot later on.......when she was sitting down at the table and you couldn't see the dress. I swear.
3.) I hate Grey's Anatomy.
4.) I am so with you on Vanessa William's hideous weave.
Oh, one thing I forgot that I do have to disagree with here is the approval for Sienna Miller's hair. I loved her dress, but her hair said peasant farmer girl, which didn't work for me.
Also, Rinko Kikuchi (the shouldn't-be-blond Japanese girl covered in jellyfish... she's from Babel, and she definitely could compete with Cameron Diaz for "Best Bjork Impression."
I realize I am a ho for urging you to post and then not responding until now.
I have some exciting clashing opinions!
1) HATED Keidi Klum's dress. GoFugYourself has a very funny commentary on it.
2) Salma! Enough with the boob-shelf! Let them breathe!
3) LOVED Cate Blanchett's dress. 80s Madonna lace + Tudor gown, and a big chunk removed. Oddly I adore it. Or do I just adore Cate? I am still not over her aqua stilettos from a few years back.
4) Oh boy do I love Beyonce's dress. She is like throbbing liquid Vegas gold, and I just want to lick her top-to-bottom.
5) I expect much more from Kate Winslet. The only thing that saves this is the red lipstick.
6) Sienna Miller is the single most overrated person in Hollywood. She is so unremarkable that I never even recognize her. She looks like 896757645634562342534 other blonde would-be actresses working in LA restaurants.
By the way, that was Hilary Swank at the Vanity Fair Oscar after party in 2004.
Also, I do like this dress, but I don't think it looks all that wonderful on either woman. I think it's what it does to the boob area. As in oddly flattening
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my one comment: Renee Zelleweger is looking even worse than expected. Her face has swollen to new proportions, and you can totally see all the stress wrinkles in her face from having an eating disorder. also, I agree the dress was fuggles.
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I am really busy today, but I'm making it a PRIORITY to post before day's end. Wait for it!!!
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Here I go......
Best-dressed
a tie:
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as usual I agree with 99.9999% of what you said. my comments on your comments:
1.) I also loved Naomi Watt's dress BUT i thought she needed to give it one more good hike up before being photographed/going on stage. it was about 2 inches too low for me, and it looked like her boobies were sagging a little.
2.) Gillian Anderson looked hot later on.......when she was sitting down at the table and you couldn't see the dress. I swear.
3.) I hate Grey's Anatomy.
4.) I am so with you on Vanessa William's hideous weave.
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Also, Rinko Kikuchi (the shouldn't-be-blond Japanese girl covered in jellyfish... she's from Babel, and she definitely could compete with Cameron Diaz for "Best Bjork Impression."
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I have some exciting clashing opinions!
1) HATED Keidi Klum's dress. GoFugYourself has a very funny commentary on it.
2) Salma! Enough with the boob-shelf! Let them breathe!
3) LOVED Cate Blanchett's dress. 80s Madonna lace + Tudor gown, and a big chunk removed. Oddly I adore it. Or do I just adore Cate? I am still not over her aqua stilettos from a few years back.
4) Oh boy do I love Beyonce's dress. She is like throbbing liquid Vegas gold, and I just want to lick her top-to-bottom.
5) I expect much more from Kate Winslet. The only thing that saves this is the red lipstick.
6) Sienna Miller is the single most overrated person in Hollywood. She is so unremarkable that I never even recognize her. She looks like 896757645634562342534 other blonde would-be actresses working in LA restaurants.
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Miscellaneous:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. STOP. TANNING. NOW.
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wait, wait, one more for the road:
Trivia Question:
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I love Naomi W's dress, but I hate her.
Also, AMERICA FERRARA
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AMERICA FERRARA IS MY GIRLFRIEND AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE LOTS OF HISPANIC-ITALIAN BABIES TOGETHER
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1. Jeremy Piven, who brought his mom officially, spent the after parties hanging out with and making out with Melrose from ANTM!
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Also, I do like this dress, but I don't think it looks all that wonderful on either woman. I think it's what it does to the boob area. As in oddly flattening
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