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[fausted]

In all Our majesty, We submit that all idiotic questions about the nature of one's location, shall henceforth be punishable by the letter of the law! Those who object shall be systematically beheaded!!

Now that that is settled, We shall all play croquet in the garden!

Comments

[highlyinformed]

Keep your temper~

[fausted]

Our temper is perfectly within reason!! You dare to imply otherwise?!

[highlyinformed]

Of course not. I'd prefer a truth if you must.

[fausted]

Such impudence!! Tell me, do you value your tongue, or the mouth you cleave it to?

[firstindustrial]

In the North-North West or East South-North garden?

[fausted]

Don't be preposterous!!! We shall be playing in the West-South-East gardens, and any found not in attendance shall face the consequences!!

[firstindustrial]

Is that an invitation?

[fausted]

I am running out of wickets!!

[growinmushrooms]

A stroke of genius, Your Majesty!

[fausted]

Enough of this syncophancy! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

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[growinmushrooms]

Oh! When you speak in that masterful tone, I just -

[growinmushrooms]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the lovely roses I could pick for you, what a very tempting thing to do

[tempting_angels]

And what lovely gardens you have, dear Queen, but where are all your hoops to hit the ball between?

[fausted]

A capital question. Now - bend over.

[tempting_angels]

Anything for you, Your Majesty

[just_a_commoner]

Rumor has it that Your Majesty plays a wonderful game of croquet. I think I should like to see it sometime!