Fic: Superior Cane Tip...? - House/Wilson

[fatalisticrebel]

Title: Superior Cane Tip
Rating: PG-13 for implications and some language
Pairing: House/Wilson/inanimate objects
Warnings/Notes: Inappropriate sex toys…? And a horrible attempt at dialogue-only.
Disclaimer: House is not mine. Neither are the featured inanimate objects.

Comments

[moondragon_kaga]

LOL! That was...interesting....as well as very funny!!!! And OMGWTF I LOVE YOUR ICON!!!!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!! Wilson is most definitely a cane rapist...lol

[fatalisticrebel]

LOL! That was...interesting....

That was my exact reaction when I saw the ad earlier. It just refused to be left alone.

For some reason, I like putting Wilson into impossible situations with inanimate objects. o.O

[genagirl]

*blink* So, Jimmy did find out what House does with his cane w/o buying him dinner ;)

[fatalisticrebel]

I believe so. ;D

[shortstuff8379]

This is one of the craziest fics I've ever read and I love it. How can I not, with lines like:

“House, it’s a cane tip. I fail to see how it can even hint at the sexual.”

“Anything that comes out of your mouth, Wilson.”

And

“And in carrying out said act of good will, you deprive me of a view of your gorgeous ass every time you lean over for my cane. You see how good deeds may be mistaken?”

Anyway, great job!

[fatalisticrebel]

This is one of the craziest fics I've ever read...

I feel so honored. XD Crazy really should be my middle name.

I had issues with the "good will" line, so I'm glad it came out okay.

Thanks for the wonderful comment.

[msliz4857]

Hahahahahaha...what fun! Very cute...thanks for sharing!

[fatalisticrebel]

I'm glad it made you laugh. Thanks for the comment! =)

[purplethings]

hehe, I love this:

Superior Cane Tip: *looks way too happy*

[fatalisticrebel]

I didn't think having the cane tip randomly say something would work out too well, so I just settled for an action. XP Thanks for the feedback!