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[fasternlightbot]

I'm calling out the guy who can turn into a motorcycle. You're fast; I'm fast. It's only right that we race. But if you need more convincing, there should be a call coming in about a robbery. One in which no one saw the culprit. That would be me. If you want the goods returned, you'll except my challenge

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[drunkkareoke]

What kind of dancing?]

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[fasternlightbot]

Anything really. I doubt there's a type of dancing that could hurt him to learn. He's pretty much freestyling it right now, but his combinations are a little awkward.

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[drunkkareoke]

Ouhh... one of my brothers had that same problem before I started teaching him!

I can help! I'm kind of out of work right now anyway.

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[fasternlightbot]

Perfect, you already have experience and everything! Where should I send him?

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[drillsforhands]

Eh? You can't challenge the bike guy, he still owes me a fight!

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[fasternlightbot]

....have you challenged him?

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[drillsforhands]

Back when you guys interrupted! It was supposed to be just me and him fighting but then those other DATS guys couldn't stay out of it and then you guys all showed up and messed it up.

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[fasternlightbot]

Oh. Well have you tried to settle it since then? Because as a fellow speedster I get first dibs, but if he attacked you then it cancels out and whoever asks first can clam him.

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[electric_bot]

Any takers yet?

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[fasternlightbot]

There was one right away. She's free until 1:30, so plan to go one day before then.

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[electric_bot]

Wow, that was surprising quick.

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Alright, I'll see what time I have off work and I should be able to go.

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[fasternlightbot]

Of course it was. I know what I'm doing.

Have fun!

[pidonus]

...

I'm starting to think my sanity was safer back home. I'm reading this and thinking "just business as usual."

You literally just openly admitted to a robbery, challenged a guy to a bet for the goods, meaning that they're of little value to you... And then ask for dancing lessons.

And this isn't strange.

[fasternlightbot]

We've all been pulled from our own world to be this one's play things, and you're just now wondering about your sanity? Besides, even the bad guys have a daily routine. I don't see why I have to split those up.

[pidonus]

No, the problem is, at home, I'm literally programmed to be a domineering supervillainess who views all sentient non-demons as potential pets.

And somehow I'm thinking that might be more sane than feeling that someone who should be my opponent, given who I work for, asking for dancing lessons as normal. And, further, that I'm having a perfectly casual conversation with said opponent and neither of us even gives a rat's.

... Anyways. If it's who I think it is, I don't think you want the kinda dance lessons I'm trained in. Well, besides maybe tango.

[fasternlightbot]

The insanity we know is saner than the insanity we don't.

I really don't see the problem with thinking what I'm doing is normal. It's certainly not the weirdest thing that's happened here. Would you feel better if I insulted you some? Because I don't really know you, so it'd have to be vague, but I think I can pull it off.

And we've got an offer, but thanks anyway.

[fastesthngalive]

Awww. Am I being dumped?

[fasternlightbot]

Don't tell me you're jealous. Heh. Nah, but he's one of the newer guys here, right? That means I've got to put him through his paces.

[fastesthngalive]

Yeah, well, you still haven't put me through mine, slo-mo.

[fasternlightbot]

And what do you call that race we had around the world, spikey? But if you want to join in on, by all means~