♡ I.

[fascinatedly]

THE INTERNET IS FOR

SEXY PEOPLE!!!!

Welcome to pornoland, baby! ♥

Comments

[shounen_a]

I'm sorry-- what?

[fascinatedly]

Too sexy for your shirt, too sexy for your love~

THE INTERNET'S TOO SEXY FOR YOUR QUESTIONS.

[shounen_a]

I see. At the very least, could you kindly clarify why the internet is, as you have so interestingly called it-- "Pornoland?"

[fascinatedly]

Because everything can be turned into porn, baby!

Even when you don't want it to!

[senzadio]

I swear there was a fucking song about that.

[fascinatedly]

If there isn't, I'll WRITE it!

[senzadio]

Isn't that fucking peachy.

[fascinatedly]

Aren't you little Miss Sunshine~

[poisonscorpion]

Sexy people, you say?

[fascinatedly]

HOT PEOPLE COME TOGETHER ON THE INTERNET!!

... why hello there, prettyface. ♥

[poisonscorpion]

I'm taken, but hello to you.

[fascinatedly]

All the sexy ones gotta be. Or they'll get MO-LE-STED.

[fanningflames]

Pornography on this site is a violation of the RC Journal Terms of Service.

[fascinatedly]

Who said I'm sharin' any, gorgeous?

[fanningflames]

No one-- but I'm just saying--

...gorgeous?

[fascinatedly]

Oh yeah hot stuff, you look real fine. ♥ I like your style~

That was a song. Hi ♥

[guard_ian]

Only sexy people?

[fascinatedly]

Well, cute people too!

[guard_ian]

What about normal looking people?

[fascinatedly]

THERE'S NO SUCH THING. YOU'RE EITHER WITH THE PRETTY OR AGAINST THE UGLY.