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[farmermaggot]

I've discov'red this wunnerful new game since bein' dead. I kin make smells, see. Leastaways, some few of 'em. Shrooms is easiest, o' course, an' what better way t' mess wi' them hobbits what come t' thieve 'em away from me

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[ex_frodooft]

you're a mean ghost.

[farmermaggot]

Heh. If'n ye say so. Jes' keep outta my shrooms.

But hev ye met many ghosts, youngster? I run inter one t'other day, called hisself th' Bloody Baron. He thinks I'm too nice t'folks. Sez th' other ghosts ain't gonna let me inter any o' th' ghostly societies if'n I don' get nastier. Think that migh' be a load a rubbish, but 'tis sommat t'think about.

Hey...didn' ye used ter be a mite taller? What shrunk ye?

[ex_frodooft]

you beat me once and it hurt! i'll never ever forget it! not even when i'm grown up and am about to take a ring- ummmm.

well, uh, no, not really. the bloody baron?? *looks around nervously* is the one that eats little hobbits' brains!?! *eyes dilate and face takes on anguished-because-it's-snowing-and-boromir-is-holding-the-ring-look* do YOU eat little hobbits' brains?!?! AaaaAAAHH.

well i dunno. i'm only 12.

[farmermaggot]

That was jes' m' dog, Cuddles, tryin' t' play wi' ye. Ye're jes sech a delicate youngun... :Shakes ghostly head sadly:

Hobbits' brains...hobbits' brains....heh, don' think I've tried any o' them yet. Ye say they're tasty? Got some fer me t' try?

I hear they's got headhunters down t'th' south that shrink heads. Mebbe they done shrunk ALL o' ye. Mebbe yer head was jes' too small t' shrink by itself.